Sir Garfield De Umfreville, Baronet Bywell

No cold hard rage No demand for immigration status No flag shagging on the streets No looting No Ewok (he’s in court) Just hypocrisy www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

They gave each other a pledge. But what about Tradition! Oy vay!

Even a poor Tailor is entitled to some happiness. In bits now.

Daughter is coming home Inevitably I play Fiddler on the roof

Well a comfortable win in the end. Now hoping Leeds smash 6 past the Mackems.

Disgraceful booing of the players taking the knee at Selhurst by elements of both sets of fans.

Now that one isnt offside! Get in Harvey! Great move.

Another one of my fave Stewart Lee routines because, of course, we all know Shilbottle is a shit hole if you’re from the North East. I imagine the erstwhile folk actually loved this as it put them on the comedy map. m.youtube.com/watch?v=TvHl...

Mehdi is a very fine Journalist who doesn’t get enough attention. That’s just not right at all.

‘I love having an implement in each hand. Makes me feel busy. But not in a demanding way’. Nigella

Watching Nigella greasing the sides. Just what you want on a Saturday morning.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

This Cunt is still digging in. Needs shit listing.

I was against Reform when they were called the BNP, NF and EDL.

This far right Cunt has sneaked in again.

I used to work as a Taxidermist specialising in exotic animals and I can tell you getting the skin off a dead Tiger is no laughing matter but it’s a fucking nightmare getting it off a live one.

“Extremists are taking over the Greens” From the new Private Eye, out now.

I mean, John has a point. #r4today

Just remember... (𝘊𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘵: 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮𝘴)

Wes Streeting, the Defence Secretary (formerly Health) defending the Jackdaw deal. He’s very versatile isn’t he! #BBCQT

Bloody awful when this happens and I empathise with him but he’s had a very bad 24 hrs. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

As if Trump isn’t going to lie under oath. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yusuf announces Reform are suing ITV as allegedly ‘Sophie’ who didn’t uncover much anyway as was only there a week used a fake passport. Posh George has THREE passports, one Swiss, one Montenegran in false names. But that’s ok apparently.

Genius

Cunt alert!

Dame Hilda and Dr Evadne are downstairs having tea while I’m up in my loft listening to Tom Holland and Dominic Samdbrook talking about the Babbington plot and Mary Queen of Scots’ bunghole. Such larks. Never a dull day here.

Another worrying trend taken up by gullible contrarians. There’s a reason milk is pasteurised and another why it’s CALLED pasteurised. We learned why at school when we also learned about other public health measures, infant mortality, smallpox and a petri dish. www.bbc.co.uk/food/article...

No small or large boat crossings reported on the BBC so I assume none did then and the Black Shorts were at a loose end again on day 11. Whatever will they do with all that pent up outrage and no Spode to conjure up another stunt?

Moron thinks I’m thick. Arsehole.

Brilliant!

Another far right arsehole for the shit lists, this twat has sneaked in before with another qwerty username. Obviously not getting enough fun on X.

Yep. About right ✅️

Wow! The Bear of Bearly Politics has put me in his Bear list of chums to follow. I’m honoured and touched!

Splitters! www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cq...

George Madgewick sacked in the morning then. Good.

Jesus. These Reform Press Officers are exactly what you expect.

Councillor Lewis is fucked then. Another one.