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I mean you can't have a Butlerian Jihad if you don't first create abominable thinking machines... And without that, how do we get to a galaxy spanning feudal empire??

Went to see The Odyssey last night and these online complainers have a point about historical accuracy. Not one of the actors even ATTEMPTED an Ancient Achaean accent. #TheOdyssey

But which president are they booing?

This referee is unimpressed with anyone's theatrics.

The harmonica anthem!! 🔥🔥🔥

Are you allowed to tackle the ball-carrier-carrier?

Why is everyone talking about the "United States Mutant Ninja Turtles"??

The funniest part of the whole red card debacle is the idea that Trump has any clue about the rules of "Soccer"

Frankly, this Red Card thing seems pretty corrupt even for FIFA. And that is a substantial bar.

I know I'm just being a pedant but "Liquid I.V." is a terrible name. 1) all I.V.s are liquid 2) this product is NOT a liquid 3) or an I.V. I wouldn't normally care to much, but they're advertising HARD at me.

They just showed the FIFA President and my 12 yo son who knows nothing about football or politics etc just said "it's the villain from Thunderbirds!" 😆😆😆😆

The commentators say this LA stadium is a great venue but there do seem to be a lot of players losing their footing in the first half hour...

Seems a bit odd that co-hosts Canada aren't playing in Canada.

I'm normally quite fond of Canada, but today only, I'm really rooting for them to lose!!! Let's go Bafana Bafana!!!

What does #BBC football highlights have against putting the time on the screen?

Why does the #BBC insist on deadnaming Czechia and Turkiye? If British people can smuggly condescend anyone who can't untangle Great Britain, UK, England, Scotland, Wales, Ireland, Britain and the British Isles, I'm sure they can figure out "Czechia". itv trusts them to...

I wasn't expecting much results wise from Bafana Bafana, but 2 red cards feels a bit f'ing harsh!

Wemby hugging his whole team at the end of the game looked like Mando with Grogu and the four little Babu Frik guys!!

Dylan Harper diving on Castle and giving him a little Cudge to prevent a retaliation is a perfect example of why it's so easy to root for this Spurs team!

Everyone: “May the 4th Be With You” Catholic: “And with your spirit” Lapsed Catholic: “And also with you” . Shamelessly stolen from a different social media site

When the s#!tty ad runs and puts a fake x or >>| button in the corner that actually redirects to more ad or the play store; Who is giving up and installing the s#1tty app at that point?!?!?

Ireland v Italy had been a cracking game!!

Yellow card for poking your own team mate in the eye?

🟨🟥🟨🟨🟨 It's like Wordle...

A try at the cost of Jac Morgan is surely the definition of a pyrrhic victory

Not looking great for Wales

What's the point of 0.0% alcohol if it's 18+ and you're not supposed to drive?

Nic White completing an international career unmurdered is one of the most improbable rugby statistics imaginable. The average amount of s#!thousery in international rugby just dropped substantially

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing theonion.com/protest...

What are sinuses even for anyway?

Why is Blue sky so utterly convinced that I am at all interested in any sort of wrestling??

New Study Shows People With Panic Disorders Respond Poorly To Being Locked In Underwater Elevators theonion.com/new-stu...

This games was so close to being close.

Amused by the commentators describing the differences between the Curry brothers and completely failing to mention the massive strip of tape that Tom ALWAYS wears.

Looks like Gatland actually WAS the problem. Wales look like a completely different team.

Who had Wales leading against Ireland in 2025 on their bingo card?

Looks like Google maps took the laziest possible solution to the dispute :D

John Cena Slims Down For New Role Portraying Human Man theonion.com/john-ce...

It's been a day of odd jobs that I've been meaning to do for ages. Toothbrush head holder, shelf for my son's alarm clock, pouch for his book and some name tags for hangers for the alter servers at church.