Wednesday

11 Aug

🎶 I'm the biggest dummy all across the stars I'm the biggest dummy from here to Mars🎶

exactly

Wednesday reposted

Replying to @genericpanic.bsky.social

I do not like LED lights in a car I do not like LED lights from afar I do not like them in a house I do not like them with a mouse

Despite what the toilets tell you, I'm not child sized 😡

grubstreet.comChocolate Is Getting WorseEveryone in my life agreed: It tastes different now. I ventured into the molten belly of our crumbling world to find out why.

"Regardless, it was my fault and not the fault of a multinational conglomerate that had my best interests at heart and would never betray me." www.grubstreet.com/article/choc...

Wednesday reposted

Osaka, we 🐇

@osaka.zone

In a move that'll confuse centrists and liberals chocolate is worse now in a way that's been specifically predicted, documented and analysed by leftists for over a hundred years. wayback www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h... rawtext pastes.io/OL912YQr

I broke a new 60 watt incandescent lightbulb by accident and I nearly cried. Dem sh-ts like $5 a pop rn 😭

40w A19 E26 and 75w A19 E26 lightbulbs are much easier to procure than 60w A19 E26 lightbulbs because of course they are

If it's not illegal currently to manufacture and sell incandescent light bulbs in the USA then maybe I should buy a factory ?

I broke a new 60 watt incandescent lightbulb by accident and I nearly cried. Dem sh-ts like $5 a pop rn 😭

This is the precious:

I do not like LED lights in a car I do not like LED lights from afar I do not like them in a house I do not like them with a mouse

I broke a new 60 watt incandescent lightbulb by accident and I nearly cried. Dem sh-ts like $5 a pop rn 😭

"Rough Service" sounds so sexually but if you're into incandescent lightbulbs you know what I'm talking about …. and I'd suppose that, like in content of the euphemism, they could also go either way. Which is also a euphemism, so now we're layering...

This specific 60w, A19, E26, incandescent light bulb is not a rough service light, but a grow light. (puns increase)

I broke a new 60 watt incandescent lightbulb by accident and I nearly cried. Dem sh-ts like $5 a pop rn 😭

ok but this specific lightbulb is now priced at $11 a bulb 😭

I’m not a thought leader I’m a thought reader

I don't have a center I have all of the centers, I don't have a self bc, C'mon ;)

I will eat myself by my measures , bitch, hell yeah !

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secondweather.substack.comA Poem for the Me that will Someday Be Happily Dead :I don't know how to manage my desire to feel alive.

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secondweather.substack.comA Poem for the Me that will Someday Be Happily Dead :I don't know how to manage my desire to feel alive.

What's wild about when I cook drunk Is that I never cut myself, ever, But I do burn myself, On the regular.

Imagining the song "It's in the way that you use it" by Clapton sung by Cookie Monster from Sesame Street

I'm the "Fuck atcha" of Focaccia

Broke : "Go home or go homeless" Woke : "Get sauce or get lost"

I am trying to dig under the pyramid of self actualization

I am the tomb raider of self-actualization

I do not like that amazon changed it's mobile interface primary color to blue now I can't tell if I'm on Amazon or Walmart it's literally a color war

Just made a friend date for next week for Endless Shermp, After a two year hiatus, whilst Red Bobster declared bankruptcy, it's back !

But, during a video shoot for the recipe, a producer tasted the dish and reportedly exclaimed : "I'd marry you for that chicken!" Fast forward 5 years later, to 2023, when the dish and many variations went viral on TikTok and Instagram.

Fast forward another 3 years, to 2026, and "marry me shrimp" is featured as a choice on dread sobsters endless shermp rotation

Just made a friend date for next week for Endless Shermp, After a two year hiatus, whilst Red Bobster declared bankruptcy, it's back !

"Marry me" shrimp is a lesson in viral mechanics. The original "Marry Me Chicken" delish article was published in 2016, a decade ago. It was a recipe created by Lindsay Funston, then an editor of Delish, and originally called "Tuscan Chicken".