Kristen Caven

I don't miss X but I miss Twitter. I miss the nounverb, "Tweets." So hey @bsky.app, what's the lingo? Butterflies are quieter than birds... so shall we call these "Flaps?" Maybe "Flutters?"

The next Space X mission needs to be a one-man one-way trip to Mars.

My day job 🤗

Yes but science

Bald Eagle 🦅 courtship cartwheel display involves a male and female eagle flying into the thermos where they grasp talons then glide in dramatic fashion back down, then break apart when they're nearing the ground. Afterwards they go to the nest to mate. They are monogamous

Just like Fuckerberg hijacked the word "friend," he is now techwashing the beautiful meaning of the word "muse." If you've ever had a muse, you know what one is. A muse is not your servant. SHE IS THE BOSS OF YOU.

This 👇

Hold on. I may have missed something. Is it called "The Bill of Privileges?"

There's a whole chapter in my next book about the cuteness...

Do people not know how to cook umber?

The manager at our local IKEA is retiring, so I sent him a 🎂 cake. 🍰

Free range illustrator... cutest graffiti ever!

A Step by Step Guide on How to Fall Down the Stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 3 Step 4 Step 5 Step 6

Just a reminder he was impeached for this

Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”

I was an elementary school Tomboy, but when I was in high school had an overwhelming impulse to do drag. It was basic biology.

🤔 If I was gonna stage a coup song is scary spot on❗ 👇👇👍

Bill Nye breaks down the Science of Skin Color and shows why Racism is Ridiculous.

For the enlightenment of the 💩🤡s going after Fauci:

You got it! At UCLA!

@chucklorre.bsky.social Nooooo! I clutched my heart when I saw this tonight! There are those of us who make their husbands rewind and pause the Tivo! 💔

Watching the Odyssey the way Christopher Nolan intended: on the back wall in Plato’s Cave

Me: “Doctor I seem to orgasm whenever I sneeze.” Doctor: “I see. What have you been taking for it?” Me: “Pepper.”

It's the pants.

Coincidence or not, Nolan's decision to use an American accent in The Odyssey allows us to see ourselves in a story about reckoning with the atrocities of war and the collapse of a society brought about by a lack of basic decency.

Imagine if a woman president spent most her time raving and crying about an election she lost 6 years ago. Emotional. Unstable. Hysterical. Unfit to lead.

I believe there was election interference. In 2016 and 2024. In 2020, there were enough Biden voters to cancel out their fraud so of COURSE they're thinking it was a steal. #verifythevote

This is election interference.

Following Putin's footsteps, Trump makes his attempt towards consolidating a dictatorship in the US under the pretext of "election security." Trump rambled for a full 25 minutes. Yet ironically, the released documents show evidence that Russia and China were helping Trump.

I completely understand 1930-40s Germany now.

A great idea but don’t think Charles Schultz made this...

I saw someone on Instagram refer to cyclosporiasis as "DOGE diarrhea" and I really want that to catch on. #doge #cyclosporiasis

The world is full of itchy animals

This would have been much more impressive if I'd achieved it last Saturday.

I'm really gonna miss the Woody room guard but this is truly a Toy Story moment.