Gene Weingarten

I never donate to political campaigns. I did to this one. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/taking-act...

This is a contest you might want to enter. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-invita...

The yellow-billed Trumpsucker is now running from the albatross! geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-albatr...

Now this is a great cartoon. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/stop-suffe...

This is a hugely sad story. Sorry. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-loneso...

I changed my mind about something! geneweingarten.substack.com/p/rage-again...

In which the idiot U.S. senator is petarded. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/bad-self-o...

Trumpism has trickled down, like pus off a gangrenous leg. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-shabby...

The Magats will hate this. Any troubadours out there who want to make it a song? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/an-ode-to-...

This is funny. And scary, particularly to me. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/uh-oh-its-...

Spoiler alert: He's for vaccines. In a way. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/trump-does...

urgent question: In doing today's Spelling Bee, did you try "exigent" and were told it was not in their word list? I was, three times, but the site says it WAS on their list. Thank you for your attention to this important matter.

We have very funny readers. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-invita...

The Ployboy of the Western World geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-toilet...

This is for people who care about money, and/or Substack, and/or sex. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/two-pokes-...

This column will take only 47 seconds to read. You'll be glad you did. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/good-news

Sometimes, the Beast wins. Not today. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-nature...

Colbert, from a year ago: "Kinda hard to feel a lot of sympathy for Trump voters. They ordered the turd soup, and then said, 'waiter, there's turds in my soup!' Then they came back four years later and asked, "Y'all still have that turd soup?"

How to win a Pulitzer. (a la Donald Trump) geneweingarten.substack.com/publish/post...

This horrifies me. It may horrify you. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/cruel-but-...

You might want to take the poll. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-platne...

Rand Paul is an asswipe. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/a-dose-of-...

Was I too easy on Ross Douthat? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/bari-how-c...

Yes, it is. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/this-is-ki...

Would you pay $2 for this? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/an-immodes...

Watch the media cover Trump tomorrow. Prepare to hurl. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-softie...

I just wanted you to see this picture. The column's good, too. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/breaking-i...

Is he dead? How will that affect the gerontocracy? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/rigor-tort...

Take the Poll! geneweingarten.substack.com/p/emergency-...

Jeff, the Mutt. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-integr...

You've got to read this to believe it. The pictures help. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/plummeting...

Urgent Breaking News geneweingarten.substack.com/p/quick-whic...

Yeah, it's a turdburger. Sorry. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-great-...

Did I go too easy on the Daily News? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/bad-front-...

Warning: This column is only for people who think Trump is a simpleton. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/has-trump-...

Trump should write a new book about his excursion in Iran: The Fart of The Deal.

The Long Goodbye -- it might be fun. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/erasing-tr...

Now this here is a terribly written story. But ... intriguing. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/wtf-50d

boooo... geneweingarten.substack.com/p/before-you...

Was her name even Alice? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-massac...

Do you think you know cats? This is a reader-interactive column. geneweingarten.substack.com/publish/post...

You might find this astonishing. I did. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/boom-goes-...

The restructuring of human worth. By AI. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/the-bit-an...

Please read this one. It's deadly, and deserved. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/jaysos-bezos

A story for our times. It takes place in 1975. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/its-gall-i...

Advice to would-be book authors: Don't be. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/do-you-hav...

I apologize for the double dip, but forgot to point out that this column, at the end, finally answers the question: Why are poop jokes funny? geneweingarten.substack.com/p/arm-the-lo...

Here is some advice for Pete Hegseth. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/arm-the-lo...

A history lesson: Why Trump sucks. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/ike-v-tyke

An homage to goo. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/i-say-tomato