Cyndy (she/her)

Cyndy (she/her)

@gentlewit.bsky.social

i’ll think of something to write here one of these days

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me: “have you ever noticed the doors to Solitude in Skyrim look like wafer cookies?” hubby: “what? no…” later, after watching a Youtube video he exasperatedly exclaims he can’t unsee it. and now he wants to build a gingerbread city as justification for a cookie purchase. 😂

this headline is infuriatingly misleading. low claims does not mean more employment! “But [job crwation] remains well below the 166,000 monthly jobs created, on average, in 2023 and 2024, let alone the 491,000 a month recorded during the 2021-2022 hiring boom that followed COVID-19 lockdowns.”

don’t tell them, but i think maybe just possibly these two have become friends. (at least 73% of the time the older gal still acts like her baby sister is the literal worst possible thing of her entire existence and she’s generally of a mind everything is a burden.)

earlier this week the doggy cam invented stairs in our single-floor home. today it’s claiming my dog climbed onto the kitchen counter. (she would never - and the clip attached to the notification proved it!)

the accuracy of this depresses me.

Eternal Skies TCG RPG@eternalskies.neocities.org

Game options Nintendo: games are great, but if you draw Pikachu we might send you to jail Microsoft: we will buy your favorite studios and close them Sony: your favorite games will become bad live service Other AAA: everyone is fired all the time Indies: please just look at us. Notice us senpai

in dog news, despite the older gal fooling no one with her acts of indifference to her new baby sister every morning post-breakfast the kitchen is GSD Thunderdome™️ while the boy and i get ready for work. of course, it’s all innocent faces sitting amongst toy carnage when we check on the ruckus.

one fun(ny) fact i’ve observed over the years of working with a guide dog is whenever the driver leaves the vehicle they react like it’s a catastrophic event! i guess they think we’re stranded? 🤔

Cyndy (she/her)@gentlewit.bsky.social

first road trip with the shepherds. older gal is already done with this $%#@! 😂 but her little sister is oh so excited!

baby shepherd enjoying her pre-breakfast romping. meanwhile through a combination of it’s too early for this and being an outright grump, her older sister tries desperately to ignore everything.

it’s actually a recording of me saying “hey, listen!” in as high a pitch as i could muster. we had to edit out the ensuing giggling.

Elite Antifa Frogman (He/His/Ribbit)@themightynarwahl.bsky.social

Wifey is very fond of The Legend of Zelda. So I set her text message chime to the "Hey Listen!" from Ocarina of time. Thanks to my hearing aid bluetooth I now have a little pixie chiming "Hey Listen!" in my ear at surreal times and places like work meetings.

the silly antics of my new #guidedog have inspired a game. i call it “does the dog have ADHD or is this just two-year-old behavior?” current results are inconclusive, but very entertaining! (for context, as i type, this she has a bone under her paw and is spinning in circles trying to chew it.)

look, i’m truly honored, but we are undoubtedly screwed if i’m 50% of this chosen hero solution. also, my feeties are always cold; i need them waterproof shoes. (i do appreciate the 80s bangers that are on constant repeat in our transport, though.)

Gail Simone@gailsimone.bsky.social

QUESTION OF THE DAY: FOOTLOOSE era KEVEN BACON knocks at your door, he's holding a high-tech laser rifle and a hovercraft floats outside. He says the aliens have invaded and only the two of you can STOP them. My question is, it's raining...do you go immediately or wait to put on your galoshes?

grand jury duty has been way more interesting and enjoyable than being a trial juror. but my one complaint is i can’t use my phone all day and so couldn’t document how abundantly adorable my new #guidedog was!

i’m amazed how few people have noticed i am working a different shepherd. (outside of friends and officemates who obviously knew about this beforehand.) they look nothing alike and are vastly different sizes but i guess to most people GSDs are interchangeable. unrelated photo #justcause.

hey, fellow NYers, today is primary day: don’t forget to vote if you haven’t already! (this reminder is brought to you by your friendly neighborhood election hotline volunteer.)

yesterday was this #guidedog’s final trip home on the bus. she was not impressed. tomorrow is her last day in harness and it’s become clear she’s pretty much done with this working shit.

everyone, i got The Call (about a month ago) and will be training with Guide Dog #6 in just a few short weeks! current guide is pining for her transition to professional couch potato (and moonlighting as a therapy dog).

my apologies for my mistake. by “professional couch potato” i clearly meant “professional bean bag warmer.” (after all the bean bag is made of memory foam, the sofa isn’t.)