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The number of Americans that think property taxes are a yearly sales tax on your home is astounding to me. Too many of us had little to no education on civics and what it means to be a good citizen.

New 65” Sony tv was delivered today to replace my old Sony that burned out last month. Setup was 30+ minutes of declining offers for various services. I just want a tv that I can watch the news and movies on. Infuriating.

I think the U.S. would be greatly improved by the installation of neighborhood pubs. Beer, wine, liquor, card games and darts. Places where people of differing views can talk and find they are more alike than different. We are SO socially distant in this country.

In all my years, I’ve never had my safety threatened by an immigrant, here illegally or not. I’ve had my safety threatened plenty of times by white, Protestant, peaked in high school dipshits that couldn’t spell Professional, much less act in that manner.

I love it when my cat decides to spend quality time with me

A short view or our Boxer Tyson breathing for your enjoyment

I can’t lay down without feeling dizzy. Do I have horizontigo?

We have storage centers for crap people won’t throw away or donate popping up on every vacant lot where I live, but nowhere for unsheltered people to safely sleep. We do not have our priorities straight.

A gathering of more than two MAGA supporters shall hereafter be known as a Cracker Barrel

For an eye doctor, Rand Paul seems blissfully unaware regarding how bad that curly toupee looks on him

I underestimated the number of people who saw Archie Bunker as a role model on “All in the Family”, instead of laughing at him

With every news clip, Pete Hegseth proves that those who know the least, know it the loudest

Great. The Feds are announcing charges for the Minnesota shooter. It’s a shame that this might be occurring so 47 can pardon him. I miss the days where that would never happen.

How is there not a line of premium baby clothing and accessories called Gucci Gucci Goo?

Whomever is responsible for the design of this app, kindly move the size selection to the top of the app. Typing on an iPad is difficult, my right palm keeps shrinking the screen.

Just noticed Newsmax’s morning show is called Wake up America. So it’s good to wake up, but don’t be woke? Make it make sense

Why aren’t Laser Weapons called Ultraviolent Light?

Maybe Trump got the idea to reopen Alcatraz after watching an Alka-Seltzer commercial

People who refer to news outlets as “Lamestream Media” are only looking for bias confirmation, not what actually happened.

Surprising that all it takes to deport people is some bad tattoos and a poor command of English. That describes MAGA to a T.

I want to start a vacation rental business where you stay in people’s homes while they aren’t there, without them knowing. Will call it Air B&E

Why aren’t headstones called Statues of Limitations?

The next time someone I know dies at work, I’m going to refer to that separation from work as Eternity Leave

Gonna start referring to Pam Bondi as the Bribe of Frankenstein

“See, they put a handle on the 1.75L bottles, so you won’t drop it during your morning shower” -Sec. Hegseth

I’m 59 years old, and have paid into Social Security since I was 15. If I thought that SS would not have been part of my retirement plan, I would not have bought new cars, eaten out, or the other things we are expected to do in a consumer based economy.

I don’t agree with Dr. Thomas Sowell on much, but I agree with this statement: “It is hard to imagine a more stupid or dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong”

Now I see they are floating Mel Gibson as a CA candidate for governor. The Rs just can’t stop voting for celebrities. Will it ever sink in that someone who has made themselves obscenely wealthy has no interest in your well being?

So storming the capital on January 6 isn’t domestic terrorism, but vandalizing a Tesla dealership is. Unbelievable.

Watching these town halls, starting to think MAGA stands for Making A Get Away

The world was better when computers were more difficult to use. Nothing worse than a smartphone in the hands of a dumbass

Nature always builds a more durable idiot

I would bet a substantial sum of money that of the remaining WWII vets still alive, you couldn’t find 5 of them that voted for what we have now.

I hear the town Mar-a-Lago is located in will be changing its name to Grease My Palm Beach

BREAKING: The Monitors were just hacked at the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to display an AI video of Trump licking Elon Musk’s toes. The caption over it read: “LONG LIVE THE REAL KING.”

Someone needs to tell Elon the saying is “you break it, you buy it” not the other way around

Not one dollar of the “savings” realized by these DOGE-driven staff and program cuts will result in tax cuts for your average MAGA cultist. And they will be too busy sneering at those who lost their jobs in this bloodbath to realize it. Willfully ignorant bottom feeders.

The balls on these guys. Transportation Secretary Duffy is trying to blame Pete Buttigieg for the recent air disasters. Despicable.

This guy set up a wood-fired pizza stand right outside of a cannabis dispensary. This is forward thinking.

DEVO were right about everything. De-evolution was happening all along, and we didn’t pay attention.

In case anyone needs reminding, government isn’t a business, and should not be run like one. It’s a service you pay for, and you should expect good results for your money. Expect diminishing results until the next change in administrations.

So Boom Supersonic completed their first test flight. I don’t care about going that fast; I’m tall and arthritic, just make me comfortable for the time I’m on your f’ing airplane

The people I know who scream “Pull yourself up by your own bootstraps” are the same ones who hate you when you outperform them. They never want you to do better than THEY do.

How boring the world would be if we all agreed on everything. I’m pretty set on my beliefs, but I’m dying to have a cogent conversation that might persuade me to change my mind.

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