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Maybe start thinking about plague and Ebola ya cunt Kennedy Plans Federal Vaccine Injury Initiative, Drawing Wary Eye From Experts www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/u...

How does a fat-ass soft draft dodging pedophile rapist felon cowardly pussy ass bitch who has never served anything but himself somehow manage to fool MAGA that he is some sort of symbol of masculinity and leadership.

‘Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away...’ - William Hughes Mearns. ‘I can go stair.’ - Donald Trump

Im betting it was Musk, Big Balls, and DOGE. F.B.I. Investigates Sale of Millions of Stolen Driver’s Licenses www.nytimes.com/2026/09/04/u...

You own this, Republicans. You own every bit of waste, fraud and abuse. Plans Announced to Break Ground on Trump’s Triumphal Arch Before Final Approval www.nytimes.com/2026/09/03/u...

Isn’t there another 80 year old you should have taken, God? @thegodshow.com

I think the press needs to stop talking about about “health fears” regarding the tangerine tyrant. Very few people have fears about it.

This administration is led by someone for whom “no” means nothing. But I guess we already knew that. Trump Restarts Battle to Fire Sitting Fed Governor www.nytimes.com/2026/08/07/b...

“Verify your age” This phone was much desired. And was one of about 6 models that you could rent from the phone company.

Please let’s not lump leftists in with this creep. He had to go. There are just as many creeps in the centrist part of the party. Clinton, Cuomo, Edwards…so many. Can we please try TRY to unite against the existential threat? www.nytimes.com/2026/07/11/u...

Keep looking. We all know you are just pathetically trying to keep your kiss ass job. F.B.I. Assigns Scores of Analysts to Examine Election Records in Georgia www.nytimes.com/2026/07/02/u...

I’m not questioning your impartiality, Justice Roberts. I’m denying its existence. Supreme Court Clears the Way for Republican-Friendly Map in Alabama www.nytimes.com/2026/06/02/u...

Use his face on toilet paper instead. People will use it. Treasury Prepares to Make Trump the Face of a New $250 Bill www.nytimes.com/2026/05/28/b...

Cruelty is apparently the goal. Green Card Seekers Must Leave U.S. to Apply, Trump Administration Says www.nytimes.com/2026/05/22/u...

I mean, yeah. But what about the judge who set his bail at $2M? Seems really over the top. He Was Jailed Over a Charlie Kirk Post. The Sheriff Now Owes Him $835,000. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/20/u...

Who could have predicted that a drunk incompetent twat would run the army into the ground. Just like his master is running our country into the ground. abcnews.com/Politics/arm...

@caedmonfaith.bsky.social today I celebrate your mom

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Cat got your tongue, fiscal conservatives? Trump’s Vision for ‘Garden of Heroes’ Keeps Getting Bigger and Higher in Cost www.nytimes.com/2026/05/02/u...

Call it a Kavanaugh stop. Why not call it out? @nytimes.com White Drivers Got a Warning. Latino Drivers Got Detained. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/o...

Has anyone answered how the alleged assassin knew to board a train on April 21 when the president’s attendance wasn’t announced until April 24?

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton, let’s see how it works out for them. Adopting Trump’s Voice, Justice Dept. Asks Judge to Let Ballroom Proceed www.nytimes.com/2026/04/28/u...

Even if it wasn’t staged, if this “shooting” had taken place in a school it wouldn’t have even made the local news except perhaps a police blotter column. No deaths, no serious injuries. Fuck you, media.

Or we could just all collectively let that cunt fail with a whimper. SpaceX Files to Go Public, Setting Stage for Huge I.P.O. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/01/t...

I reckon the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences will be declared a terrorist organization soon. Conan O’Brien Takes On Trump With Brutal Epstein Dig In Oscars Monologue - HuffPost

#teamidesofmarch

who else remembers what senators used to do on the ides of march

US soldiers, inexorably shipping out to the Persian Gulf to die in the AIPAC vs Iran War while invading Kharg Island, have been greeting each other with extra crisp salutes and a deadpan, "FOR EPSTEIN!"🫡 🙃

Fixing-to-Die could easily be adapted to Iran. Just saying. Rest in peace, Joe. Country Joe McDonald, Whose Antiwar Song Became an Anthem, Dies at 84 www.nytimes.com/2026/03/08/a...

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country's billionaires

Anyone I see driving a new Tesla, you can suck my balls.

I’d like to know what the feds told a judge that allowed this seizure. Georgia Ballot Inquiry Originated From Election Denier in Trump White House www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/u...

Way to go, shit head Patel. Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

Just you wait, Republicans. People are sick of your shit. Democratic Upset in Deep Red Texas District Rattles Republicans www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/u...

“Center” in Nazi Germany was still Nazi. The center in today’s America is still fascist. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

What possible justification could there be to include ICE at the Olympics? To prevent US athletes from defecting? Outcry in Italy as U.S. Says ICE Agents Will Join Olympics Delegation www.nytimes.com/2026/01/27/w...

Fred Rogers famously said to “look for the helpers”. ICE looks for the helpers to kill them.

Fuck Mitch McConnell. Fuck John Roberts. Fuck all the US SCOTUS fascists. Fuck orange Hitler. Fuck Kristi Noem. Fuck Kash Patel. Fuck the pussy ass Dems. Fuck all of them. Every one.

Our politicians are toothless. Our laws are apparently toothless. Our courts are toothless. It’s going to be up to the people.

“Trump has proven himself a pretty capable and aggressive leader,” said the chief of staff of the National Security Council for part of Trump’s first term. How can you even print this BS, NYT? Trump’s ‘Board of Peace’ Would Have Global Scope but One Man in Charge www.nytimes.com/2026/01/21/u...

Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government…

They will of course lose in the courts. But the point is to appease one madman so Bondi can keep her job. Prosecutors Subpoena Minnesota Democrats as Part of Federal Inquiry www.nytimes.com/2026/01/20/u...

In the 80s @stevemartinreally.bsky.social had a sketch that included noting that Morley Safer of 60 Minutes was a Canadian, and asked “If we were to go to war with Canada, whose side would he fight on? Our side, or THEM?” It was so silly and ridiculous. Not so much now. Fuck Trump and his monkeys.

Dear Congress: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT STOMPING HIS ORANGE ASS INTO OBLIVION?