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Alright fuckfaces? Here's a fucking banger to kick off my Bluesky account with. GET IT RIGHT UP YOU youtu.be/2tPQD2DUo20?...

Fucking loved early Embrace, me. Always had very cool old-school Kodachrome photos for their singles and EPs

10/10. Total fucking pop banger

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Ah, I see you've used "spooktacular" in your Hallowe'en promotion. That's original

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"Ride My See-Saw" is a proper belter

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Watching the F1 build-up and Jesus fucking CHRIST Naomi Schiff is fit

Fucking dogshit AI-generated flyers all over the bastard place again. If you can't be fucked to put the time and effort in to advertise something properly, I'm not going to put the time and effort in to read the cunt. Now fuck off

Find someone who loves you as much as radio stations love telling you that their competition cash prizes are tax-free

Absolute fucking BELTER

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50% of football chants owe their existence to this

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Luciana was everywhere for about six months, wasn't she? On three certified bangers off the top of my head (this, "What Planet You On" and Super Mal's "Bigger Than Big"). Then she just seemed to disappear

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Social media idea: a for you page, but with stuff you actually want to see

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Still absolutely fucking FURIOUS about Smash Hits readers voting her as "worst dressed female" that year because she was wearing 1970s gear IN A SONG ABOUT THE FUCKING 1970S

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Absolutely fucking gorgeous. Julee Cruise sounded like a ghost singing to you from another room

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The song that ended Bryan Adams' reign of terror in 1991

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The drumming on this is tight as fuck. Fucking great pop tune

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Good fucking LORD this is a tremendous, wonderful piece of work. Used to get played a lot on Radio Hallam in its "the NEW Hallam FM" era, surprisingly. Just fucking brilliant

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