Ghey Lorde

The pro life party is also the party of accepting the rape of children, the murder of children and the starving of children with a shrug.

Interviewer: What do you think of Jasper Johns? Andy Warhol: Oh I think he’s great. Interviewer: Why? Warhol: Because he makes such great lunches.

DePalma loves to start a movie out with a nice shower scene - OR IS IT?!

I can’t wait til Elon OD’s or gets cancer or whatever.

“War-fighters” is the fucking dumbest word for soldier.

In 2001, my boss told me side two of Big Star’s Radio City was the best side of any record and this many years later I still agree.

I know he doesn’t eat vegetables, but Trump dying of explosive diarrhea would be hilarious.

I will travel to piss on Lindsey Graham’s grave.

Justin Long is an underrated actor.

I need a Vietnam War specific biopic of Gen Westmoreland with Michael Shannon playing the lead.

Tom Nichols has a face for radio and a voice for print.

The only game the Knicks lost in the series was the game Trump attended.

People I Can’t Stand, R4: Whoever is singing in Sleater-Kinney.

People I Can’t Stand, R3: Billy Corgan.

People I Can’t Stand, R2: Travis Barker.

People I Can’t Stand, R1: Ryan Reynolds.

Mink Stole is the best stage name.

There’ll be a false flag “terrorist” attack before the midterms.

Brian De Palma’s Shower Titty Trilogy: Carrie, Dressed To Kill, Blow Out

I have a lot of graves I’d like to piss on.

The best way to describe Portland is that their roundabouts have stop signs.

Signature summer look: Turtleneck with shorts.

Timothy Carey with four lines opposite Peter Falk on Columbo is peak tv.

If America doesn’t care about children’s mass executions in schools they wont give a shit about anything.

Peter Falk is a national treasure.

How many times has @markruffalo.bsky.social been pitched a Columbo re-boot?

You’d think after 200 years in service, American trains would be cheaper.

BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT @thejoedante.bsky.social

Everyday seems like Garland’s film Civil War is a documentary.

I hope we’re living through a Phil Hendrie episode.

Boomers are probably the only generation that was hated by their parents and their kids.

Hot take: Josh Safdie is MAGA.

Watched It’s A Wonderful Life for the first time and it’s wild to think Boomers watched this and imagined themselves as Potter.

IDK man the Geese/Conor thing is pretty cheesy to me. That said, I thought the computers were a fad.

Now that we’ve healed, disappointed @nypost.com didn’t go with “Charlie Merked” as a headline.

What if Charlie Kirk was shot because it was God’s will? Thoughts and prayers.

Mmmmmmmm

I am not a fan of Trump’s first 100 days. #100Days #First #Trump #NotAFan

I love ducks. #Ducks

Netflix’s Tim Dillion stand up special is not funny. #TimDillion #Netflix #Special #Not #Funny

I don’t think the tariffs are a good idea. #GoodIdea #Tariff #Dont

I think Corey Booker spoke for a long time. #CoreyBooker #Spoke #LongTime

Kim Gordon’s “Bye Bye” and Lonely Island’s “Things In My Jeep” are the same song.

Being a cool loser has an expiration date.

I love Peter Lorre.

Elon Musk is the new My Pillow Guy.

I thought Trump’s speech was bad. #NotGood #Speech #Trump

Conan O’Brien is such a good host. #Oscars #GoodHost #Conan