Gilbert Bystander

I have a big meeting tomorrow with an Indian bank to handle some Due Diligence stuff for them. Without a DD review, this bank cannot join the network, of course. Someone pls help - surely this task will kill me

My moms dog "psycho Sammy"(real name) he is insane and psychotic and requires medication I think literally Prozac

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Dell has an age appropriate wife. I vote we leave her alone

This lady severely dislocated her hip on a skateboard and suddenly, out of nowhere, as shes laying in the street with medics, a random runaway dog comes flying up and jumps directly on her jacked hip it was insane

The lady screamed and all the medics got so mad at the dog. Lol he didnt know!

I ❤️ u, Ford f-100

I turned 40 earlier this year, to the surprise of many (myself included). I got myself this CountyComm titanium Heirloom compass to guide me thru the rest of life. This is a stunning piece, made to literally last generations. Im not a watch guy thank u

Going this sat to get my Jimmy Eat World library card

I was there. Poop Disaster Tour, America West Arena. Blink, jimmy, green day. April 19, 2002

From the Bystander Legal desk

The trick was to close all accounts, ignore them completely, and vow to never, ever, ever pay! (but then betray the vow when they offer to settle for less than 50%)