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If he hasn't already, Trump is going to take credit for the new pope being American.

How long before grocery stores lock up the egg case like they do the razor blades? There's like a half-million dollars worth of eggs in those things. The purchase of a dozen eggs should come with a security escort.

The hell it isn't.

Are Trump voters buying the expensive eggs, or are they betraying their leader by buying the cheaper "woke" eggs?

This Revenge of the Nerds reboot sucks ass.

When the US has turned into the Hunger Games, but you live in the capitol.

Have you ever been a passenger in a car and saw an inevitable wreck coming, but were powerless to do anything about it except brace yourself and hope you make it through? This is that feeling.

Friends don't make friends view AI-generated posts.

The problem with my morality: I bad enough to be punished for it, not bad enough to benefit from it.

Calling something "the shit" means it's awesome. But if you get more than one, they become "the shits" which is terrible.

Behold; modern day American Robin Hood:

I think it's fair to label this election #theturningaway. We're finding that we're all alone in the dreams of the proud.