Ginsu ☭🔻

Axis, assemble

The DNC has noted that Osoff was starting to get a lil motion and have rolled out the big guns to put a stop to that ASAP

Absolutely anything but competing. Fuck the murican auto industry, seriously

it is 2029. President 99%Hitler(D) has pardoned former President Hitler(R) because "we need to be united and stop living in the past." Blue wave emojis are FURIOUS at everyone who is yelling at him about it.

Israel bombed an ambulance in Lebanon, and then bombed paramedics that came to the rescue, and then bombed more paramedics that came to the rescue again. What do you mean, you don't support triple taps? Are you some kind of antisemite?

.....they should all be paid royalties in perpetuity, the fucking models aren't going to forget all those books and every successive generation of model will incorporate all existing data 🙄

You know we're fucking cooked when the AP won't say "Yeah, he was bullshitting. He chickened out."

Complete absence of shame

Yeah, no shit, the last 20 years of presidents were smart enough not to attack any countries capable of defending themselves in any significant way 🫩🙄

The lack of shame would be astonishing if it weren't routine. 5.9 million Cory's taken from the Israel lobby, and not once has he pushed for Trump to be impeached, removed, imprisoned, executed for treason, etc ad nauseum.

People got SO MAD when I said that "Israelis" would just whip out their murican passports and go back where they came from if they ever faced 1% of the damage they celebrated being rained on the Palestinians, and here the fuck they are, shoving each other out of the way to try to leave lmfao

Everyone knows Trump is gunna send a few thousand marines to their certain deaths just so he can say "I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D KILL AMERICANS, DON'T WORRY, I'LL NUKE EM", right? He's a mentally handicapped chimp playing checkers alone, thinking he's playing 5D chess 900 moves ahead of Magnus Carlsen.

It's straight up journalistic malpractice to pretend Sinners doesn't exist when asking why Whitey McWhiteface didn't win. Not a single mention of the fact that however good blanco here might have done, he didn't outdo Michael B Jordan. Ridiculous.

Cool, cool, cool. Now show us the flag flying over that country and tell us what they call Saigon these days. If the Medal of Honor wasn't a participation trophy before, lmfao, it sure as fuck is in this case. Fucked up a significant piece of infrastructure only to still lose the war, "hero" 🥴

Don't ya love how the insurance companies can just decide to stop providing coverage for something people have been paying premiums for once it actually happens?

*Hochul hands the republicans something to campaign against because she'll always prefer working with them to working with anyone left of her. I don't know why the fuck he endorsed her, it's been obvious since his campaign started that she'd be the biggest obstacle and sucking up would never work.

Hey gang, let's compare and contrast a Mamdani photo op and a Newsom photo op and see if we can figure out why people love Mamdani and hate Newsom.

Don't ya just love how they make this seem absurd and nefarious, like establishment politicians don't pack in as many donors and sycophants as they can?

This fucking headline reads like "GLOBAL WARMING IS FAKE BECAUSE THIS SOCIALIST CAN'T MAKE IT NOT BE COLD" It is his SECOND MONTH IN OFFICE, how the fuck much of the entire bureaucracy of NYC do you think he could possibly have personally touched already? Just insanely disingenuous bullshit.

Someone is gunna primary this fuck, right?

Discord announced its suicide today. Stoat is clearly trying to rip it off, but is absolutely not functionally there, yet. Open to suggestions for alternatives. I can selfhost something if I HAVE to, but I already have over 30 LXCs and fuck knows how many docker containers, so...would rather not.

So after basically everyone cancelled their performances here after his little hate crime against grammar, he's now going to spend a couple years running the halls with gold spray paint.

We could have nationalized healthcare, but the liberals were so fucking insistent on getting nothing for their votes that the first time in modern history that a president uses the word "nationalize," it's about seizing control of elections. I cannot fucking overstate how much I hate it here.

Tim Walz says "Fuck this, I'm gunna get a 7 figure book deal then make 5 figures a pop on the lecture grift circuit"

This is way more eloquent and succinct than I've ever managed to be about anything. "Dr. King and Malcolm X both got assassinated wearing suits" is the most incredible smackdown of respectability politics I've ever heard in so few words.

Don't worry, everyone, the liberals have a plan!

AIPAC money must hit like heroin

Has anyone else noticed the recent astroturf propaganda where liberals pretend like every nazi foot soldier was executed at Nuremberg? This revisionist history fanfic seems to be their way of comforting themselves into continuing to do nothing because it'll all magically take care of itself later.

Bruh, even Hitler didn't run around slapping his name on every God damned thing he could. This shit is just so pathetic.

If we're still going to pretend electoralism hasn't run its course, this motherfucker needs to go, STAT

To be installed like Pinochet, fucking duh 🙄

VICHY FRANCE PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS TOGETHER WE'RE GONNA CAPITULATE UP IN THIS BITCH

[in a metaphorical car driving toward a brick wall with the cruise control set to 70mph] libs: we have 2 choices, leave it as is or set the cruise control to 75mph, this is the most important choice you'll ever make me: i choose brakes libs: great we'll be going 75 cause this asshole wants a pony

calling fascism communism is fascist, fuck you, you're helping them kill us all, you fucking piece of shit

This was really the only thing he could do. Whoever's idea it was to set this up is a moron.

If anyone thinks this will end with "yes, it was vindictive prosecution" and that being the end of him getting harassed, you haven't been paying attention. Eventually, he's gunna "have a heart attack" in custody if they don't Epstein him and leave a note saying "I was MS13 and antifa and did 9/11"

Quick, everyone act surprised

But but but Hank Green made a video telling all the liberals to vote blue and the dems won the two seats that were up!!! Never mind that the GOP still held the majority of seats and was guaranteed to allow this no matter what I'm really sick of saying "I knew that was going to happen."

this could have been prevented by them NOT FUCKING BEING IN SYRIA

Turning off replies doesn't change the fact that the dems are controlled opposition, blue check

They're suing to preserve the pile of rubble where the East Wing used to be, apparently. The entire concept of the law is incapable of actually preventing anything bad from happening, ever, example 9987958292958778392888272893

Quick, everyone act surprised that it's all going to companies. Not a fucking cent for anyone whose home was destroyed.

this is the guy who filmed himself bulldozing homeless people and invited nazis on his podcast to talk about how trans people shouldn't be allowed to play sports or use the bathroom

Professional war criminal says war crime was war crime lmfao

The capitalists could not be more thrilled that they'll be able to offshore even more of that pesky expensive labor. The gambit of making college absurdly overpriced has finally yielded its intended result, nobody but rich kids are going to go anymore.

they're in on it you dumb motherfuckers. they aren't going to stop the fascism. they like the fascism.

libs are all "we have to vote for democrats in the midterms to stop the fascism" while democrats are eulogizing the fucking gestapo

Ever since the internet collectively decided to give Luigi credit for shit he clearly didn't do, despite Langley's worst work in their history, they continuously phone it in harder and harder. There could not possibly be less effort going on at the CIA these days.