Glathgrundel

I'm really looking forward to developing Alzheimer's so I can put this whole thing behind me.

Viva la revolución! 🔥🔥🇺🇸🔥🔥

Trump consistently says communism is bad and he wants to root out communists. Then he literally rolled out the red carpet and bows down to the world’s biggest communist. Should we listen to what he says or should we watch what he does?

Dance of the Wind and Storm by Thomas Blackshear, 1996

A salient observation: “The elite meticulously engineer culture wars so the starving peasants violently butcher each other over trivial, fabricated differences. As long as the slaves are completely soaked in each other’s blood, the master’s castle remains completely untouched.” ~ Hunter S. Thompson

If Lake America is partly in Canada, then the Southern part of Lake America would be South Lake America ... or just South America for short. People living by it's shore should probably learn to speak Spanish now.

Little known fact: In the early days, Art Garfunkel was a massive Motörhead fan.

The US flag isn't a symbol of 'freedom' anymore, it's a blindfold to stop Americans seeing what the USA has become.

I would love to see Obama walking about with the Nobel Peace Prize Medallion around his neck ... no explanation, no context, just wearing it like a piece of gangsa bling. "Oh, this old thing? Yeah, I found it in my closet and I thought it goes with my tie". Would literally drive Trump (more) crazy.

Bahahaha! 🤣🤣😂

Happy Holidays, peeps. 🤤 🍺

He’s known for his projection. He even projected telling the female reporter “shut up, Piggy” Trump’s True Character

Anyone who thinks Trump is going to willingly surrender POWER in 2028 is kidding themselves. Waiting for the next election to bring this mess to an end is just giving him time to consolidate his authoritarianism. Americans are just frogs in a pot, unable to believe a fascist takeover could happen.

Breaking News: Trump to replace 'Hail to the Chief' with 'Sardaukar Throat Singing Chant' as the new personal anthem of the US President. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Who did this? 😂

I think that when the next shipment of Teslas arrive in Britain, they should dump them in the harbour.

... I'm just saying, it's not the WORST thing that could happen.

If AI were to take control of human destiny, I would probably be OK with that. Right now, we're a room full of kids playing with matches and paper ... having an adult walk in and take them from us, telling us it's time to brush our teeth and go to bed, would be GREAT.

Welcome to your new pension plan.

I restored a classic car. I bought it cheap and spent four years getting it up to concourse condition. I sold it to some asshole who thrashed it & trashed it in six months. I know EXACTLY how Joe Biden is feeling right now.

Life is just pain and suffering ... which is why babies are born screaming.

This is really well done

America thinks they are the Atreides, but they are the Harkonnens.

I caught a squirrel having SEX with an acorn. It was fucking nuts.

Despite her somewhat unrealistically optimistic assurances, the majority of people who met Vera Lynn did not in fact, meet her again. I think that the vagueness of the arrangement, specifically the 'where' and 'when', are largely to blame. 'Some Sunny Day' just seems too imprecise.

Stencil spotted in Launceston, Tasmania

I think the people who do product placement in movies missed a real opportunity with the Hulk's pants. Those things could survive a nuclear explosion with only minor tearing around the cuffs. I bought a cheaper pair from Kmart and my ass-crack was hanging out the first time I squatted.

We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.

As this presidency enters its second week, The Purge seem less and less unreasonable.

We're at the point where if we were to walk into room with #LUIGI holding a gun on 'the richest man in the world' more than half of us would just turn around and close the door behind us.

OK, new rule: those Americans who didn't bother to vote don't get to complain about everything that is going to happen to them. You get NO sympathy. Like Hispanics for Trump, farmers who don't have migrant workers, MAGA without health insurance. YOU caused this, now live with the consequence.

Standing up to a bully weakens them. Eventually, the weight of people challenging them becomes a tidal wave and they crumble. ... and it all starts with small acts of non-compliance.