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Breaking; Claude Opus 4 to report immoral behaviour to the authorities & press. According to one insider, Moral evaluation will be handled by proprietary models developed by a group of engineers who have spent the last decade helping companies sell targeted adverts to teenagers in mental crisis.

Co-Op deftly demonstrates the elite cybersecurity manoeuvre known to industry insiders as the "Stop, drop, and power off".

Turns out, Grok also has some thoughts on the Holocaust.

Want to watch pornography in the UK? Before you can watch that mildly adventurous video titled “Step-Aunt’s Unexpected Yoga Lesson”, you’ll need to provide proof of age, dignity, and presumably your mother's maiden name.

Shock and horror on Wednesday after an AI chatbot, owned by a man who recently threw Sieg Heils on the world stage, casually discussed genocide against white South Africans #grok #ai #musk

Nigel Farage walks into tech policy debate like it's a pub brawl; flag-waving, pint in hand, and no clue about the internet. I wrote about it.

Breaking; In a dazzling display of altruism, Big Tech companies have decided that large language models are such a gift to the world, there should be no consequences for the copyright laws they breached in creating them.

Apple & Meta are banking on collective amnesia, and that we have all forgotten the term 'Glasshole' Soon we will all be able to 'Augment' our surroundings...in completely none creepy ways, of course.

Your correspondent has heard, from a credible source, that Farage’s tech policy involves replacing the cloud with “good honest British fog.” It’s not about storage; it’s about sovereignty.

Last year, Periwinkle Cobra told a room full of tech marketers: “Give AI a try, it won’t bite” Well…it bit. Abelard Dongleman lost his job, but landed on his feet; now leading AI in government. A role he’s wildly overqualified for, assuming the job requires zero understanding & maximum confidence.

Breaking; In an unusual twist, a hacked firm has been quick to admit the extent of the damage. #Cybersecurity #Satire #DataBreach #InfoSec #AI #BlueskyNews

Meta says following the law in the United Kingdom, might just ruin everything. #privacy #bigtech

Google creating TV shows to convince younger audiences, they are definitely not evil. ...sometimes reality outpaces satire and just leaves it in the dust.

Breaking; Meta finally builds a chatbot in Zuck’s image...and it flunks the Turing test immediately. Proof at last, that art imitates life? #BreakingNews #MetaChatbot #ZucksImage #TuringTestFail #AIArtImitation #TechNews #Innovation #SocialMediaTrends #ArtificialIntelligence #DigitalCulture

Breaking: Woman returns from maternity leave to find she still has a job in tech. Experts baffled. #MaternityLeave #WomenInTech #WorkplaceEquality #CareerReturn #TechIndustry #MomLife #GenderEquality #WorkplaceSupport #TechCareers #WomenEmpowerment

BREAKING: Founder hits $1.2B valuation after thinking about starting an AI company. No product. No name. Just vibes. #AI #Startup #Valuation #Entrepreneurship #TechVibes #Innovation #Business #Investors #FutureOfWork #Disruption www.glib.press/unicorn-valu...

Introducing the Murderbot3000; The Met Policies Latest AI crime fighting tool. “We are not saying the scum that the algorithm picks out are going to murder”, says chief constable Seymour Bacon. Just that they “fit the vibe”. #CrimeFighting #AI #TechForGood #PublicSafety