Pez D Spencer

Endjoing a dilishis vedgey burgard 👍

Getting ready for the highlight of my year: a one-night stay in a motorway travelodge in middle England. Might even go to Arctangent festival afterwards while I'm down there

A new little slice of ham from the BRITNEY machine, for YOU to enjoy britney.bandcamp.com/track/meat-c...

#BaldBicycleBoy #ShoulderHairSummer

I love to take my big large legs for a test drive every once in a while

Unfortunately I think I have to discontinue this bit now, don't think I can bring myself to say I'm a huge Argentina fan. 100% hope they beat England tho

As long as I can remember, I've always been a huge Norway fan

As long as I can remember, I've always been a huge fan of the DR Congo

As long as I can remember, I've always been a huge Ghana fan

As long as I can remember, I've always been a huge Croatia fan

I've been doing a terrible job of promoting this but REMINDER that my BAND has new MUSIC after YEARS and it's NICE and a RECORD is coming SHORTLY thanks I love you britney.bandcamp.com/album/breedi...

Americans love to call their genitals "junk", their belongings "shit" and their entire self their "ass". Really make's u think

I will

I have the gym to myself does anyone know any forbidden exercises I can try

Making friends at the Museum of Childhood

I fuckin love chard man. Shout out to all the fellow chardheads out there

Lock up your doctors, the Mountaintop Bastard has summited once again

Currently

Hell yeah brother that's what I'm talkin about

Multiple conformed sightings today of The Woodland Bastard. "The snow does not stop the Bastard" said a local shaman, "it just makes him worse"

Ah yes, the two genders

Someone in the work chat just posted that Chuck Norris died and it's taking everything I have not to reply "good"

A king's style is unique. Which style would you choose? Tell us in the comments below 👇

I love travelling by train so much man

Love to make music with my friends

V funny that this year, like every year, I didn't look into whether I might have SAD or how to mitigate it or anything, but the SECOND it's sunny past 5pm and I see some daffodils I immediately quit drinking and join the gym about it

Saw this lil dude today

Dinnermaxxing and bowlmogging, at this time

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

The Rooftop Bastard: Birthday Edition

You ever hit fast forward in the sims to speed through part of your sim's life and it suddenly hits you you're doing basically the same thing to your own life? Anyway happy new year everyone

Not the British Film Institute streaming app having the wack cop-out ending American version of The Descent. Shameful.

I am plastering a wall today for the first time, please keep me in your prayers

Children of the world, you might want to sit down. I'm afraid there's been an accident

Had to watch the fuckin Jim Carrey Grinch today. Absolute torture. Dog shit movie. Carrey should be in a dungeon