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going to start spelling it eaupignon instead of opinion in an effort to look more sophisticated

guys you have to eat raw flour then eat a match. it's time to cause a flour dust explosion in your stomach

on bluesky they don't even know that I'm the ultimate darkness chaos dragon because I don't even post about how I'm the evil dragon on there.

I'm just so fucking sick of looking for the meteorite fragment

lol just misclicked and apparently I can get on here vpn free again so I guess I'm back

I want a giant soft pretzel with beer cheese and I'm willing to kill innocent people

has anyone ever made/tried korean german fusion food? I feel like that would go super nice, sausages w kimchi? kbbq w gochujang mustard? am I stupid or is this a real idea

there is I did there was a spider

yeah I was going to do the dishes but I was walking there and I fell in the toilet and they flushed me down :/

happy valentines day!

I think people severely underrate how tasty these are as a junk food snack bc they’re marketed as a health food. I’ve literally never heard of them before and im addicted now

You know that thing about the snail that is always moving towards you and trying to kill you? What if it was a deep sea fish? It’d basically be the same discussion tbh

Im probly not the only person who has done this but I was just listening to music in the shower and I tried to adjust my phone’s volume with the hot knob

nopal tempura sushi

planets are so much worse than hanging out with your friends

Maybe it’s a good thing if you start freaking out. Maybe you’re actually supposed to smash the ancient vase and scream. It may be normal

they say if you die in minecraft you don't die in real life, but at our startup we aim to change that

okay, the mailman. it's time to die. for putting things in my mailbox you have to die for doing that. just kidding

yeah no offense but his wife kinda turned into the eyeball creature

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I am going to eat this and bloom into a beautiful floral blossom

gonna start pretending like "as expected from someone who doesn't make their own bread for their sandwiches" is an actual insult and not just a side effect of me being inside too much

I am on the verge of literally posting on blue sky

You know the numbers on the date, they I feel like they usually go up like every night

the protagonists of the x files are sculder and mully

I can remember all the numbers. 378,425. bet you guys forgot about that one, huh?

im going to make a restaurant chain startup. it is going to be called "terrible sandwiches" our whole thing is that our sandwiches are bad

We’re rolling owl rot

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I can’t believe it’s already thursday

When you are doing dishes and touch your phone and it subscribes you to claritin™ on you tube

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don't you hate when you wake up and you gotta scrape all the strawberries that grew off your bed and your windows

Around that time, strange things began to happen.

I disagree with everything

When I was a child I thought quebec was in southwest asia

‼️TIP ‼️ before using "Software" go to the "Settings" page. it is also sometimes known as "Options". from there, turn all the "Settings" and "Options" to on.

I want to bread and deep fry my hair. crispy treat for my enemies

there's just this giant mongster