Shithead

Me after consumption of the goop

People with missing fingered on their left hand would have a fire Ethan winters cosplay

New phone, who dis

I hate eating food and you just have something in your throat you can get out so you have to deal with it till it just vanishes

Doctor squash please, I don’t want soap your labeling as “condom soap”

Got high in life 2, game is very good, good graphics and story, good weapons, they didn’t have to make the robot in main base like that but I’m all for it

If Gordon worked at black mesa, why the hell did he have no security clearance at all, all retina scanners opened for other scientists, why does none work for Gordon

Why do people think hitting animals or screaming at them is a good punishment for if they do something wrong, just use a time spray bottle with some water, punish them in a way that’s not actively harming them.

The only old people who should be in charge of anything are people who dedicated almost their whole lives to that profession, like doctors and…that’s the only thing I can think of

I beat the game…now what

Hope this heartburn goes away The cheerful chestburster:

Assassins creed syndicate be crazy dawg, im currently in ww1 having a chat with Winston Churchill

I hate it when my balls itch man

I want vermin supreme to be our new president

Why would people go insane from “horrors beyond comprehension” like bro, if we don’t understand it, why would we fear it.

Ocean man implies the existence of land women

Why the fuck is hardwood floor so sensitive “oh, you spilled a droplet of water on me for more than a second? I’m gonna ruin your entire floor by bending upwards”

Why would anyone admit this

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

i'm like if a guy sacrificed his penis to travel through space and time to avoid the apocalypse only to wind up living in a world with no penis and an imminent apocalypse how do i go back

Why can’t we end the fight of “god creatures humans” and “evolution” by just saying “a god put the bare essentials and let life do its course” and not just humans appearing one day

everybody point and laugh at the fool

The party has a lot to answer with this statement and I don’t know what the point is here is it doesn’t have a single word about it but it is the party and it’s a lot more important to be able and it’s a little more than just the fact it’s a party that has been in power since it has a little more of

Lil man, your face is scrungled, why so small, yet skin so large

Me the when:

Down here in kitty hawk, went into this store called “TRY MY NUTS” and it’s just a nut shop, and came across a very friendly dog named “cowboy” who has a little gate and sign at the entrance keeping him in the counter area

Fun fact: there’s an SPC that’s a sun that throws insults at earth

Why do people not like ice? It makes my drinks cold

Love puppy’s that just look like they don’t fit in their skin, like little man, your face is scrungled, grow into it

They done fucked me grandmas dog up, like wtf did they do😭😭😭

Games decent, but after the first brainiac fight and get to episode 1 it sucks from all the bugs

No matter what age you are, you’ve touched a boob before

This suicide squad game fire, digital deluxe up for five bucks on console

*checks pants* up, my nuts were chuckled

Toad don’t fuck around

this fucker leaked the upcoming cosmetics

Just bought the subside squad digital deluxe for ten bucks, I’ll update you guys how the game is later

I liked the B plot in the new Jurassic part movie

My whole life is a skill issue

Why do women get annoyed when you spread your legs when sitting, like ma’am, your not the one with the two weak points between your legs

These pepperonis be burning me mouth