glotch

glotch

@glotch.net

home of the world-famous "worst joke" https://glotch.net for my other socials & music

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big number showed up on my thing that i made. that means i am now legally allowed to call myself a "good person"

honestly though, this is cool to see i'm still not really used to anything i make actually being seen and enjoyed by people... i basically just play with my blocks in the corner and sometimes someone comes by and says "nice blocks dude" and i'm like "thanks" then go back to playing with my blocks

just could saw everythinged. that might be the most locked in i've ever been while watching a movie

happy 10th anniversary to my youtube channel! it's had a long history filled with many random whatevers. while it appears to have settled into being a music channel, be on your guard for me to become a semi-regular hamster wheel content creator or something in 2 years

this is one of my favorite random strokes of genius. every time i listen back to it i think about my friend who, upon listening to it, said "this slightly unnerves me and i don't know why"

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i can't ever remember any original music from my dreams even when i really want to, but i guess this has been deemed worth remembering. for some reason

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New Ace Attorney title announced - Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies VR - Announcement Trailer (Coming 2027 for Meta VR Glasses, Meta Quest 3/3S, Quest Pro, and Quest2) www.youtube.com/watch?v=-674...

making a music video

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making a music video using the standard suite of video creation tools (virtualbox and autohotkey)

(it's actually just a static graphic this time but it's still technically a video)

life has not been kind to my musical endeavors as of late. but fingers crossed i will have this out by the end of the week

it happened again and i didn't even realize it this time until i wrote it. they're calling him truly beyond salvation

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really enjoying how one of the increasingly prevalent aspects of my composing style is "you can tell he got bored because the time signature switches to 7/4 in the middle of the song"

happy 11th anniversary undertale. i don't have anything for this year sorry. just put this one back in the microwave, it reheats well!

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happy 10th anniversary to the only video game to ever do it. i made a cover of my favorite song from it listen: www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen... youtu.be/CCYRCJ7D9Gk or right here! #undertale #undertale10thanniversary

still working on this pinky promise!!

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finally got some lyrics going! this is going to more or less be a corollary piece to comfort slop. it's a fun vibe to write about, sue me. i have also unlocked the power of backup singers

i play fast and lose with my rhyme scheme. which is to say, i write the lyrics fast, then i lose

a few days ago i watched grave of the fireflies (1988) followed shortly thereafter by d.a.r.y.l. (1985). both of them almost made me cry for wildly different reasons. explosions (sad) vs. explosions (stupid)

finally got some lyrics going! this is going to more or less be a corollary piece to comfort slop. it's a fun vibe to write about, sue me. i have also unlocked the power of backup singers

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finally am able to start a new song... this one is starting off from a voice note i left myself a week ago. once i actually figure out once i want the lyrics to be we'll be cruisin usa

saw an early screening of coyote vs acme yesterday. it was very charming, the animation was great, and it even made me laugh a few times! i hope warner brothers gets a $0 check in the mail

finally am able to start a new song... this one is starting off from a voice note i left myself a week ago. once i actually figure out once i want the lyrics to be we'll be cruisin usa

interestingly, after over a year of no one caring about this, i've received two inquiries about the pizza tracker simulator in the past week. not sure if coincidence or if someone posted it somewhere. either way, glad to see i'm not the only one who has pizza pete rattling around in their skull

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PIZZA PETE LIVES glotch.net/pizza/ the nice thing about domino's having the assets public on their website is that i can just download it, fix it up a bit, and simulate it properly very easily

yay i got all perfects!! and i think that means this is the only rhythm heaven game i've gotten all perfects on. i genuinely still have not been able to perfect moai doo wop 2 despite owning the ds game for over 10 years

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time to start the all medals + perfects journey. already have gotten 73/80 medals, and have only failed one perfect so far. luckily i don't anticipate a moai doo wop 2 in my future (⬇️ actual tag i used on cohost more than once)

to the person that has comfort slop in their "reminds me of my partner" playlist as an outlier among mostly laufey and lamp tracks, i hope you have a very long and loving relationship filled with easy meals that should cause you to stop

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i try not to be numbers brained about the things i post because that kind of thing will cause you to die young. however, i enjoy looking at youtube statistics due to weird outliers. this tweet is dedicated to the person that's watched my finale cover for a cumulative 4 hours from a google docs link

flashing back to when i made a remix of this. incredible time and place to be a Poster on Website i would record the ableton set but the sample is broken or something because it doesn't sound right anymore :(

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made an attempt at porting @sirocyl.bsky.social 's legendary "I broke IKEA" cohost post to video so it can live on (because archive.org appears to have broken the embed in its capture, unfortunately)

fun fact: i did this entire thing in 7/4 without changing the time signature in ableton because i didn't realize it. don't ever let things like "competency" get in the way of you're dream's

i beat it!! my only real criticism of this game is that the remixes are kinda underwhelming in comparison to previous entries. luckily everything else has still got the juice and it makes my heart very happy

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i have only just begun the 9th stage of rhythm heaven groove but i hope tsunku gets one trillion dollars budget allotment from this point forward. incredibly heartening to come back after 10 years to find your goat not washed, but well groomed, sharply dressed, and ready to take on the day

time to start the all medals + perfects journey. already have gotten 73/80 medals, and have only failed one perfect so far. luckily i don't anticipate a moai doo wop 2 in my future (⬇️ actual tag i used on cohost more than once)

i have only just begun the 9th stage of rhythm heaven groove but i hope tsunku gets one trillion dollars budget allotment from this point forward. incredibly heartening to come back after 10 years to find your goat not washed, but well groomed, sharply dressed, and ready to take on the day

additional shoutout to whoever's watching it from m

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i try not to be numbers brained about the things i post because that kind of thing will cause you to die young. however, i enjoy looking at youtube statistics due to weird outliers. this tweet is dedicated to the person that's watched my finale cover for a cumulative 4 hours from a google docs link

damn bro, that was a multi-generational fumble. whiffed so hard that your *parents* didn't even get together. split the timeline and for what. try harder next time

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it's really hard to come up with lyrics right now but my pitch bend envelopes must go --\____

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i downloaded the synthv free trial and i have never been more tempted to immediately purchase anything in my life. in comparison to utau this is outright magic powers

it's really hard to come up with lyrics right now but my pitch bend envelopes must go --\____

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i downloaded the synthv free trial and i have never been more tempted to immediately purchase anything in my life. in comparison to utau this is outright magic powers

demo from yesterday hit the discover feed received an unsolicited hate comment calling the vocals and pitch bends "intolerable" go to their profile and first thing i see is "lgb no t" a true classics of web site

i downloaded the synthv free trial and i have never been more tempted to immediately purchase anything in my life. in comparison to utau this is outright magic powers