The Biggest of Fuzzes ™

5 Feb 2025

I believe in a strong work/life balance: Don't be an idiot at work Don't be an idiot in life. Perfect balance.

11h

The most realistic thing about The Office is that nobody bothered to check the company directory any time they had to figure out how to spell someone's name and they all just guessed.

The way people still talk and write about Tesla is so fucking weird.

Automotive publications rarely write favorably about any other EVs on the market, but Tesla unveils some half-cocked feature it will almost certainly never complete and said publications make Niagara Falls look like a dripping faucet.

If that monologue was anything even close to standard Shane Gillis; comedy is already dead. You guys can stop trying to shove women into the corner under the guise of "saving comedy". Your boy already killed it and buried it in the lawn.

Susan and Michael Dell standing up in the oval office is just more evidence toward what I already suspected: The Trump Accounts are going to be nothing more than artificial inflation of the stock market to delay it's inevitable crash.

Sue and Mikey are standing up there because they see the writing on the wall with the AI bubble and want to favorably position themselves, specifically among the Silicon Valley royalty, to come out as close to the top as they can get.

And I know it's a long shot, but I'd love @edzitron.com to weigh in on this thought.

14 Sept

Hey guys, guess what...

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My pattern recognition is telling me Robert Kraft is going full Christian-Zionist.

9 Sept

Does Twitter still have a bunch of bored monkey PFPs?

27 Aug

Whole lotta people saying "God took the wrong 80 year olds" You ever think that maybe God didn't take the wrong 80 year olds, and God is just a fucking asshole?

Men's Health magazine really wants us to know that Duplo* and the guy who, not only, uses his son as a human blood bag but also monitors his masturbation habits, talk all the time. In case anyone was still wondering if men are okay (they're not).

Oh, jesus... Bryan Johnson is going to do something incredibly stupid and grotesque that kills his son and a whole bunch of celebrities are going to have to deny they were ever friends with him, isn't he?

*No. I won't use his actual stage name. It's the idiots own fault he chose something one letter off from a children's toy.

11 July

I have absolutely no patience for people answering the question I didn't ask and it might be a problem.

22 Feb

The only thing the music world needs less than a Radiohead tour is anything involving Kid Rock.

9 Feb

Every year a bunch of old white dudes bitch about the #Superbowl #HalftimeShow because they don't understand how businesses attract new customers. The vast majority of these old white dude also voted for the "businessman". Just a general observation...

28 Jan

As a man: I've spent way too much of my life trying to figure out why men can just fucking be normal.

25 Jan

Just so we're all on the same page: There is a pretty direct route between Gamergate and ICE murdering American citizens. Pay attention to what your sons are doing online.

20 Jan

The only result of the United States invading Greenland is getting completely fucking smoked and being an international embarrassment for the umpteenth time in my very short adult life.

20 Jan

Bin Laden won, by the way.

16 Jan

I'm going to laugh myself straight to the grave when it turns out they tried to do something with AI.

11 Jan

We can still pretend Nick Fuentes is some right-wing outlier, despite him absolutely not being that, if you guys still feel the need to but even he acknowledged Hitler was likely a pedophile and still thinks he's a cool guy, so....

Jon of The North@krauza.bsky.social

11 Jan

Just an FYI: If you're using an AI generated image for your pfp or banner; I'm not taking a word you're saying seriously.

10 Jan

Newscasters act like 50°F in January is a beautiful day, and 50°F in June is a nice respite from the heat, and people still act shocked when they don't cover serious stories honestly.

10 Jan

- @democrats.org are right on the precipice of finding out why the secularism has become such a prevalent stance on the left.

4 Jan

@somemorenews.bsky.social @katystoll.bsky.social @codyjohnston.bsky.social Please tell Jonathan that it's fucking amazing that he was right about the sub-30% approval rating less than 72 hours into 2026.

22 Dec 2025

How do I professionally say "I don't give a fuck what Copilot told you would work. It clearly didn't."

22 Dec 2025

Next time your boomer uncle says "ADHD wasn't a thing in my day!" kindly remind him they invented pivot tables because they didn't have the attention span to focus on one data point at a time.

21 Dec 2025

Watching how boomers spread misinformation, in real time.* *Hanging out in the dining room at Christmas

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11 Dec 2025

If we were the creation of a loving God our clothing and hair wouldn't get static cling in the winter.

11 Dec 2025

I can't wait until these idiots start killing people en masse with their Google MD word salad generators. Are they evil, stupid, grifters, or some combination of the 3?

10 Dec 2025

People being disappointed in Jimmy Fallon for having Sam Altman on is a perfect example of personality trumping all. Like... Has the guy ever taken a principled stance on anything at all, or is he just a charming liberal goof thus couldn't possibly be the bad guy?

If art is meant to make you think: Thinking about who Beeple is and how much of a hand he had in validating the entire NFT grift; that "Animal Farm" installation is about as edgy as a spoon.

The guy's a technically sound digital artist, sure, and has more skill than all those hacks combined, but the installation and any meaning behind it is pure, unadulterated bullshit. He's a grifter.

And I know some people don't like to hear this, but art has objective meaning. If an artist creates something there's a meaning behind it, and it's whatever the artist says it is. There is no separating the art from the artist... Not honestly, anyway.

#SpotifyWrapped season is a very good reminder that we just don't give a shit anymore and that convenience always wins.

It's fraud and market manipulation. The accounts are just a massive fraud scheme to use tax dollars to boost investment in the stock market to make it look like the economy is booming, and make him look good, and way too many Americans are going to fall for it.

If a CFO of some company (because let's be real: CEOs are never held accountable) gave a bunch of people millions of dollars with the caveat of investing it all in company stock; they'd be investigated for, bare minimum, market manipulation and likely have a fraud case against them.

The grifting never ends and nobody does anything about it because the body of the highest court in the country is in on it. Ruth Bader Ginsburg's ultimate legacy is going to be creating micro-societies of leftist anarchists and, while that sounds cool to me, I hope the Dems think so too.

2 Dec 2025

I wish we didn't live in an economic system in which I have to rent half my house to an inconsiderate jackass who decided he needed to turn his car around in the driveway before it was shoveled just to make the mortgage.

2 Dec 2025

The only reason that's not a champagne problem is because now I'm going to have ribbons of ice in the driveway that are a slipping hazard and he's, like I said, an inconsiderate jackass.

24 Nov 2025

Dogmatists: "GOD IS GOOD! GOD IS GREAT! GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN!" Me: *fixing my wife's discontinued car that she loves an irrational amount to make her happy and maybe save some money* "God": "Hey... Watch this." - *gust of wind yeets my entire carport into the woods*

16 Nov 2025

I wish Charlie lived just long enough to learn that Donnie probably blew Bill and that Vlad might have pictures.

4 Nov 2025

The wildest thing about this is that he and his daughters can still be victims (his daughters definitely are), and his wife can be a monster even though he and his wife were the same type of opportunist, dog-shit people.

8 Oct 2025

Mercedes is so god damned boring I just found myself watching an Instagram reel from "Showgirls" during that match... #aewdynamite

2 Oct 2025

If you really want to fix the country just put a bunch of unmedicated ADHDers in charge. Thay level of pattern recognition + hyper focus will have 75% of the problems solved before 6AM on the 4th day.

11 Sept 2025

The killing of Charlie Kirk is to MAGA Republicans what the attack on the twin towers was to Bush Republicans: a green light to fast track their plans. I'm not suggesting they're of the same magnitude, but they are the same tool. They're ECSTATIC a high-profile name on their team was murdered.

11 Sept 2025

But also: The Epstein list exists, and this is a prime distraction.

10 Sept 2025