orcus

orcus

@goblin.news

Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️

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It’s too easy to waste entire days trying to avoid thinking of the ruined gods sunk beneath the seas.

Back in the 80s you could rock up on Martin Balsam and stomp his car and make a ruckus and get a tv role out of it… but now? Never.

Although bandits are best known for their mastery of so-called “first base action” I was surprised to learn of their facility in all field positions.

Times may change but the inviolable truths of the world remain unchanged: a scarab is one of the most valuable investments one may make.

I’m getting loud and worked up about how dickinsonia produced cholesteroids in the ediacaran!!!!!

If I hear one more half-hearted ad-read for a grey market injectable to increase “vital forces” or “retrench occult powers” I’m gonna flip out and start clawing the basement door again!!!

The number of wizards turning to YouTube/Patreon just goes to show how this is a shattered world.

Sure, they look relaxed and they are, but one sharp flex and these copper tendrils they’d tear this building down. If they have their way, they will.

We all remember , but Which of seven genre-specific sharks were you in the early 2000s ?? comment below 👇👇 #spooky #halloween #nostalgia #ad

Sorry I can’t come over tonight I’ve got a gig looming from 3:33 to 4:19 in this messy bedroom.

I think they must eat a lot of Doritos here, based on the smell, and yea of course I’ll call when I get off work 😘

welcome to the jungle we’ve got fungus games we got lots of mushrooms with surprising names

I built a paper fortress and everyone thinks it’s super cool, even the guys manning the ballista cheer when I lift up the size A5 flap to peek out and make a silly face!