You Might Be Cool, But You're Not Finn mac Cumhaill

Every so often, throughout the years, I would think about Walter Koenig and wonder "Is he still alive?" Well, looks like Chekov's Death has finally been fired.

Boomers: "The youth of today are soft!" Me: "You motherfuckers thought a board game was satanic"

Delta Green, but I play an ICE agent who sends the horrors from another dimension back to where they came from because they're not white, anglo-saxon protestants.

Looks like GW finally fessed up.

When I'm on a night out and my friends convince me to hit the dancefloor.

Dementia is an absolutely horrific disease that is the death of personality, and I don't think we should be trying to make out that people who are just *evil* are suffering from it just because they're mean and old.

People who paint miniatures on the sprue are actual sociopaths.

SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE FORSWORN!

It never ceases to both astound and disappoint me to see just how many people within the TTRPG sphere, especially the OSR, have fully embraced AI slop.

Chat, was Typhoid Mary a girlboss?

If you're ever feeling bad about your name, just remember there was a dude in the 13th century called Simon Fuckbutter.

Reminder that The Tony Blair Witch Project is a real movie that exists.

It's the 4-year anniversary of the time I got the highest possible score on 2048!

Seeing the "Welcome Pack" for Modiphius' new Elder Scrolls: Call to Arms Tribe on Myminifactory is a collection of Dawnguard dudes got me like:

I've always appreciated the spin on the Figure 11 target from @todsworkshop.bsky.social, redesigning the "Running Man" (or, as it was called on every range I've ever been on "Jeremy Beadle") target into a charging medieval soldier.

Kind of wild to think that the 1997 Canadian sci-fi horror series "Cube" predicted Mr Beast.

This is, what the kids call, a "fuck ass take"

Kind of cool that Wargames Atlantic are doing a range of officially licensed Sharpe miniatures in 28mm. Kind of uncool that Wargames Atlantic are charging GW prices for said Sharpe miniatures.

Started watching season 2 of Fallout and HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING MACAULAY CULKIN!

Good.

GW Fans When Other Companies Fuck Up: "Lol, get reckd" GW Fans When GW Fucks Up: "just one more kit bro, i promise one more kit and i'll have done all the warhammer i want to, it's just a new kit bro. please just one more kit and my army will be done. bro cmon it's just £200 and you get 5 dudes bro"

Cooking Skill: 0

Babylon 5 Season 2 Episode 2 be like

Somehow Thatcher returned.

This is the corporate equivalent of "Willie hears ya, Willie don't care."

It's kind of funny to think how the far-right MAGA lunatics, crying about how Israel is some "uWu smoll bean" nation that needs protecting were the same clowns who were, a decade+ earlier, spreading nonsense conspiracy theories about how Jews secretly control the world.

Shit, I forgot how fucking dark this ad campaign was.

One of my favourite things about Starship Troopers (the movie series continuity, not the po-faced, fascist book) is how Casper van Dien has embraced his role as Johnny Rico. Like, he's a dude that's realised he's never going to be in anything else that big, and is just all "FUCK YEAH!" about it now

One of my favourite TTRPG-related clips that crops up on the internet from time-to-time is Dave Arneson speaking at a panel at a convention and introducing himself with "Hello, my name's Dave Arneson, I created Dungeons and Dragons, and I have the court documents to prove it."

*Mr Beast voice* I HELPED THIS WOMAN TURN A ROOM FULL OF STRAW INTO GOLD USING ONLY A SPINNING WHEEL! IF SHE CAN'T GUESS MY NAME IN THREE DAYS, I'M TAKING HER BABY!

Milo Yiannopoulus on the interview circuit:

Someone made a miniature of my favourite Star Wars character!

If you ever want to know how fickle The Public™ are, just remember that, less than a year after first landing on the moon, The Public™ had lost interest in lunar landings. To the point where it became a conspiracy theory that Apollo 13's troubles were faked to get ratings.

NOT NOW, SILENT HILL!

So, a historical fun fact to bring some measure of amusement to, what has otherwise been, a grim week: At the time the pyramids of Giza were being built, mammoths still walked the earth.

God fucking damn it!

I'm going to be, wake me up when 2026 is over.

Shit, Dolly was only 80...

Intellectual Property: [Exists] Papsikels Miniatures:

The Musical Version of War of the Worlds has no right going so gods damn hard.

"So how did your session of the Walking Dead TTRPG go today?" The Session:

Tiny spaceships! (Still not worked out how to use this damned lightbox properly)

"It is a time where magic is more powerful than science, and only those who control the magic control destiny. They are the Visionaries."

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello! I'm the umbilical cord!