Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw (@goblinpassword.bsky.social)

Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw

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Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw

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29 Aug

I'm Alex, queer sculptor and little bit of everything artist, making the things that interest me, including horses, body horror, food, mold, and whatever speaks to me. Portfolio: goblin.tchy.ca Itch: goblinpassword.itch.io Physical shop: ko-fi.com/iodhadh/shop More links in this pinned thread!

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If you're only gonna check out one thing I've made this year, play Stilbospora.

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I can't breathe. It's in me, and I can't breathe. A very short (~500 word) game about mold, with graphics hand drawn in Kid Pix. Full warnings on the Itch page.

goblinpassword.itch.ioStilbospora by Alex GoblinpasswordAn unpleasant memory of mold.

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Look At My Fucking Quiche Cups. 🍽️

Adelaide @ EXCHANGE MADNESS@iodhadh.bsky.social

Guys I'm making quiche florentine muffins with no actual recipe and I just eyeballed the amount of filling I'd need on the fly and got it EXACTLY right. I'm too powerful.

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Callout: @iodhadh.bsky.social is eating the most stereotypically them breakfast ever devised, of leftover salmon sashimi, Caesar salad, and a slice of chocolate cake

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Jason, ex Inferis

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“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

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Ariel's ordered the traditional SXX exchange matching weekend gift pile of salmon sushi, which means I get a pile of my weird pickled mushroom and tofu skin roll

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If you're only gonna check out one thing I've made this year, play Stilbospora.

Anthropomorphic Monkey's Paw@goblinpassword.bsky.social

I can't breathe. It's in me, and I can't breathe. A very short (~500 word) game about mold, with graphics hand drawn in Kid Pix. Full warnings on the Itch page.

goblinpassword.itch.ioStilbospora by Alex GoblinpasswordAn unpleasant memory of mold.

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If you're gonna check out two things, play Stilbospora and then play Eyes full of sparkling wickedness.

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name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

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name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

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I love her so much, and if she gets the ring, billions are dying because of it.

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I've got an idea of what this project could look like, but both not feasible for me to make and also it's the most normal answer So I gotta get weirder

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Believe in the power of cardboard

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Genuinely, not exaggerating to say I think about art direction in the movie Dave Made a Made a lot when I'm doing this kind of shit

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*Dave Made a Maze I can type stg

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Gutenberg Panini Press

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LETS GET MY FLATMATE A NEW MOUTH: gofund.me/83ff1d2ae

gofund.meDonate to A New Mouth for a New Year, organized by Megan MitchellHi, I'm Megan, or Marina to my SCA family, and I'm carrying 30 years of dental sins. … Megan Mitchell needs your support for A New Mouth for a New Year

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Fido🔞

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🌊Do you feel a kinship with water? Will you do anything I tell you to? How will you spend the last days of your life?🌊 💙7k words of gloopy employment, with more to come in the future 🩵Furry pooltoy body horror made for #transmascprotagjam 💙Multiple backgrounds that made me want to kms when drawing

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It's late October and time to start thinking about doing your online shopping gift shopping ahead of the inevitable postal slowdowns. If you're looking for some physical art, check out our shop: ko-fi.com/iodhadh/shop

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Imagine how much more powerful I could be if I had a heat gun to melt plastic Imagine how much more toxic fumes I could inhale doing art

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Scope creep is already happening

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Having to break out the big guns (outlining and writing in something other than a Notepad txt document) for my next project

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Look at my food

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Alex made shrimp and eggplant creole and cheesy grits for dinner. 🥰🍽️

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A really fun game to play with any scifi media that just presents all dialog in the language the media is being made in (instead of having conlang alien dialog) is to try to decide what language people are actually speaking in any given scene.

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Today I am thinking about B5 and the fact that G'kar is almost certainly fluent in the Centauri language (and Londo probably has at least a little Narn), but I bet their private conversations through most of the series were in English as neutral ground

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My lifehack for you is that cubed eggplant makes an excellent sub in for the meat in etouffee or creole, if you need them to be vegetarian (or just don't wanna pay for shellfish)

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I'm going to try to take my time a little more with my next game project (we'll see if that works or if I start getting antsy three weeks in.) Among other things, I actually wanna do digitally drawn character art this time, which is a little pulling teeth for me

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I am mentally rotating the project and going, could I realistically sculpt and photograph backgrounds? What kind of scale would I need to work at to make that feasible, and do I have enough Apoxie left to make that work? Or could I just fake it with cardboard?

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The dastardly girls weekend is ended. We're home, and our roommate reports her and Mia standing in opposite ends of the house and shouting to each other, so the activities went great

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Reminding our roommate that we're out for the weekend and she's gotta take care of the cat

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Reminding our roommate that we're out for the weekend and she's gotta take care of the cat

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And yes,

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Having to break out the big guns (outlining and writing in something other than a Notepad txt document) for my next project

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Pretty much anything you've ever potentially read by me was originally written in a txt document and then maybe, MAYBE moved to a Google doc to get notes from a beta

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The cinnamon roll vs bun discourse is just making me want whomp cinnamon buns

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The cream cheese frosting ones preferably, but the icing glaze ones are acceptable. The orange ones are right out. Disgusting.

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If you read Lonesome Dove and come away thinking pretty much any of the masculinity in it is worth emulating, I don't know what to tell you except like. Maybe read more closely.

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Call is fucking miserable and hates himself by the end of that book. He is a pinnacle of stoic manhood, and none of it has ever actually made him happy. He's a coward for avoiding feelings and vulnerability, and he knows he is.

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Gus, less miserable, much more emotionally open, but equally stubborn and unwilling to change, and so chooses an ugly, unnecessary, early death rather than adapt

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Fully convinced Barbossa did what he did at the end just to avoid having to have a serious conversation with people

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Fifth Pirates of the Caribbean movie report: VERY silly, seems to have forgotten several pieces of its canon in dubious service to its dubious plot, we have descended to the level of flanderized self-parody, but the villain’s design is cool as hell and they once again made me care about some hets.

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The Advent of the Cockatrice #digitalpetjam Amanda H.'s cousin says you can hatch a Tamagotchi like, for real, if you know what to do. A short story zine about schoolyard rumors, and taking care of something even when no one is taking care of you.

goblinpassword.itch.ioThe Advent of the Cockatrice by Alex GoblinpasswordPlay in your browser

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goblinpassword.itch.ioThe Advent of the Cockatrice by Alex GoblinpasswordPlay in your browser

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And also, a postmortem with more angles on the sculpture I did for this zine.

goblinpassword.itch.ioPostmortem and Sculpture PicturesI knew I wanted to do something for the Digital Pet Jam , and when I saw the suggestion in its Post Ideas Here thread to do a clay sculpture, I knew I had to do a sculpture. Then I built a story aroun...

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It continues to drive me up a tree that our family is so shitty about my cousin's food aversions and actively makes it worse and harder for her to try unknown foods with how they act

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And if I were local to her, I could do so much. I am someone with food aversions who eats so many things. I spent ten years widening the palette of a roommate through the power of just being not shitty about it (+you can just try it off my plate without committing to it in any way)