samantha

*stoicly, but with a protective, paternal inflection* My yellow ray will shield you.

Ohoho~ my blue Ray will be sure to slow your movement speed by at LEAST 25%, with a cap of 50% depending on upgrades! You have NO CHANCE!!

money quest

Garmagoron is destroying the entire fucking city his tail is fucking up the unoccupied skyscrapers with every step he kicks over another five over one aaaahhhh

they gave me split weekends like 3 weeks in a row im fucking sick of it dude

my partner just said "smoking that shit that made the outdoors great" and i dont think that would be very funny if either of us posted it so any of you guys can have it if you want

a fun project would be to try and resample goregrind vocals or like. make some sort of patch in serum or phaseplant with a bunch of formant filters to try and synthesize them

Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening, there'll be a ton of chicks. Let's just go have fun, and let go a little.

man rest in peace bauza !!! thats outrageous!!!

Some people seem to remember a lot of the specifics about being a child I remember plenty of things but not with a lot of granularity. I played a lot of pokemon emerald with my friends at daycare

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they would never put a for real mid century guy in deadlock and thats the real problem. i guess tf2 is right there

frogman. Aquatic Soldier.

I can’t lie I’ve ideated about the cast of “Deadlock” in a fandom sort of way. I do that from time to time. Used to do it a lot. It’s a real guilty pleasure tho.

coiling wyrm

Basically, the friendly otter got a pumpkin. And what happened next was that he put it through the hoop.

followed this guy on Instagram awhile back called “poop madness” who builds these fallout grease gun contraptions then goes into some abandoned place in the middle of the night while robotripping and unloads them into walls

one of my bits at anime cons was to go to the hentai salesman and ask questions like “is he hurting her?” “does that make her feel good?” “Do they love each other?”

toany sobrano

get to know my evil chimp army 1 like = 1 hooting evil chimp tries to kill you

1 like equals 1 lick from the stinky dog