GodOfAllThings

Hey #PortfolioDay ! 🎨🐰 I am godofallthings, a gothic horror illustrator from the UK 🎃🦇 I work in illustration + animation I design characters + creatures I create traditional + digital art Currently looking for more projects! You can commission me via KoFi ☕️ Contact: Discord @ godofallthings_

Jesus, I gotta nuke my installs

Accidentally hit my phone screen with something metal (and it cracked really bad) but fortunately I was using a thicc tempered glass screen protector 😵‍💫🥴

Oops! Forgot to be all dark and mysterious. Kill stuff. Gurrr!

A guinea pig is just a lil fluffy potato with tiny legs and dots for eyes

Chef's kiss should be a kiss you give to the chef after a delishus hamburgy

Drinking an energy drink outta what I can only assume is some kind of pretentious stemless wine glass. Fuck your wine, PAPA NEEDS CAFFEINE

Fuckin 'ell, I am finally free. Although I must now send me legs off for repairs

Damn whats in these sleepin tablets? Oh right, time sand crystals ⏳✨

I forgor I exist

Too much steppin, me legs r gonna fall awf

I met the director of Silent Hill: Townfall and told him how awesome his game is

I need £3300 to buy a gold bullion coin engraved with Dracula and another £3300 for one with the Frankenstein monster from the Royal Mint

When they did Van Gogh Pikachus they should have cut one of his ears off

New drawings soon. Spooky? Perhaps

Remember that bread is a sedative

What the fuck is a uncrustable

I am going to launch a foam dart company to rival Nerf called Nuffin' and they have effectively already advertised my product for 35 years

When a metalhead gets kicked out a gig security rip off their embroidered band patch like an employee nametag

You haven't truly played MGS2 unless you've turned Olga Gurlukovich into the guy from Hellraiser with tranq darts

Get the Warthog one then if your tree falls over you can just flip it upright

A bald vampire goes into a pub and asks for a pint of blood with a straw. The guy says "We don't have any straws" to which the vampire replies "No straws at all?" and then the guy goes "I thought it was you"

It should be a cinematic visual identifier of someone drowning to have their shoes float to the top of the water

We're getting lil hedgehogs printed on our money, hell yeah ! 💷🦔

Remember the guy that ate the banana duct taped to a wall? Yeah, they should have blown his shih smoove off

Can I go to a Starbucks and order a water or will they kick me out? Do they have to put coffee in it

Back in 2020, if someone coughed in a video they would get unfollowed

If I ever meet Alvin and the Chipmunks heh let's just say I'm gonna need a hammer cleaner

There's a doctor at my surgery called Christopher Eccleston and when I saw his name listed I went "Doctor who?"

Bit my damn lip, guess I'm having blood for breakfast !

Pokémon Science Museum exhibit? Sure wynaut, it's free 🥴🚀

Fuck Damien Hirst

Andy Warhol ? Andy Asshol morelikes

It's my birthday! 🎂🥳 May I ask for some shares as a gift? 😌👉👈 Commissions: vgen.co/Niverdia Prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/nive... Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/people/Niver...

I asked Amazon customer service for an update on a Silent Hill order and the representative was named Mary lol

I wanna be a magician just so I get to squish a lil bunny into a top hat

I used to get those Gundam model kits but didn't know you're meant to use a knife so I just fucked up my hands

'Black Market Bargains' (feat. Petra) #DISMALIA #artfight User ID: MysticDreams @mysticdreams.bsky.social

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Caught myself lookin fer lamps from a catalogue shop what am i a fuckin moth

If you bury a lava lamp underground it becomes a magma lamp

I was gonna post just the song but then I found this ancient DBZ AMV edit and laughed so I thought it would be cooler

Instead of consoles going fully digital they should invent a second disc drive solely because I cba to get up and move across the room to swap discs

Don't know how to make it possibly any clearer but if you have A*I shit in bio, pfp, banner etc. instant block. Fuck off