Brandon Goldberg

Brandon Goldberg

@goldber-g.bsky.social

Always writing: code, stories, and complaints.

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Same kid got their name because their uncreative parents asked ChatGPT. This Thanksgiving, know you'll at least have the face this wasn't your parents to be thankful for.

Someone on Instagram is upset because the Chesapeake Bay received a grade on its health (like it has since 1998) and "all the Baltimore Banner does is grade things." The post was made by The Baltimore Sun.

I've regretted turning on Thursday Night Football. Of course I want both teams to lose. Of course I want the Steelers to lose more. Of course I don't want DeShaun Watson to win. Anyways, I'm now watching baseball like I meant to all along.

Really hoping that the Bradish injury turns out to be nothing. But Bradish’s health history and Trevor Roger’s final line are both reasons why he needs to have a place in the Orioles future