Goofy Brain

Goofy Brain

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Goofy Brain
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If Pete Hegseth thinks it’s so great to execute someone on live TV, then he should be the one to pull the trigger. We all know he doesn’t have the balls to do it, but it would make a great evidence tape for the next set of Nuremberg trials.

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It is now reasonably safe to say that science has proven that Trump supporters are assholes. Not that most of us had any doubts, but it’s nice to have peer-reviewed evidence. www.psypost.org/trump-suppor...

psypost.orgTrump supporters report higher levels of psychopathy, manipulativeness, callousness, and narcissismSupport for Donald Trump is linked to darker personality traits, including increased psychopathy and decreased empathy, new research finds. The study also connects conservative political beliefs to lo...
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We need a new rule: if an officer doesn’t wear a body cam, then they’re guilty until proven innocent. Guaranteed, they’d all demand them and they’d all wear them. 100% instantaneous compliance. apple.news/Aen25QPYqSDC...

apple.newsICE officer who shot man in Austin was issued a body camera but wasn’t wearing it — NBC NewsOfficials said it was not clear why he was not wearing it. Meanwhile, another officer’s body camera only captured partial footage of the shooting.
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Claude fails miserably at tracking its own conversations. I just told it that it was more like "Artificial 90-y/o dementia" than "Artificial Intelligence," and it literally responded "That's a fair hit."

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I don’t own these, but only because they’re not good enough yet. True AR glasses (eg a lighter, less unwieldy version of Apple’s Vision Pro) have tremendous potential in both professional and home use… but I fear they may not take off, because some people are pervs. apple.news/AZ6dY81mSTxC...

apple.newsI wear Meta’s ‘pervert glasses’ every day – now I understand why people hate them — StuffI know exactly why the Meta Ray Bans are on my face. The problem, though, is that nobody else around me does.
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Every parent of a teenage boy should print this and post it on their refrigerator. Their disgusting misogyny was bad enough by itself, but their entire shtick was a lie. There is nothing to admire or emulate about these two pieces of human shit. www.thedailybeast.com/barrons-mano...

thedailybeast.comBarron’s Manosphere Pals Forced to Make Embarrassing Wealth AdmissionThe Tate brothers essentially owned none of the luxury items they constantly posted about, their lawyers admitted.
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Any Republican who has supported this regime and who then accepts this treatment for themselves or their family should only be allowed to have the treatment if they promise never to vote again. apple.news/AnKAwMjEXQiK...

apple.newsCancer treatment could face landmark moment with promising vaccine — The Washington PostA therapy using the same mRNA technology in coronavirus vaccines showed positive results in a trial for skin cancer patients, drugmakers Moderna and Merck said.
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Every single news story like this should start with ”Self-described ‘deal maker’ Trump fails again to secure deal.“ Trump has failed way more than he has succeeded in life, and the media — whom Trump attacks incessantly as the enemy — should really focus more on that. apple.news/AtoMVs4WARAO...

apple.newsNetanyahu rejects Gaza peace plan, vows no military withdrawal until Hamas disarms — CBS NewsPresident Trump hailed the peace plan​ as a "historic agreement for the complete disarmament of Hamas and all other groups in Gaza."
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If America is to survive, then the next time a Democrat is president, it is imperative that this be their narrative: “I am going to use and abuse every ounce of power inappropriately given to me by the SCOTUS, but I encourage congress to come together to stop me for the sake of democracy.”

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Quintessential Trump: In 2025, Trump axed the program to combat New World Screwworm, stating that they had "saved" $1.5 million a year. In 2026, the Trump announces a $1 billion emergency program to combat the Screwworm outbreak. $1 billion would have funded the old program for 667 years.

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*THAT’S* the dumbest thing you ever said? Dude, you need to go back and listen to a few hundred hours of yourself. This isn’t even in the top 100 dumbest things you’ve said. Don’t get me wrong, it was dumb… but you say a lot of REALLY dumb shit. apple.news/AMriybUqXS9G...

apple.newsVance calls his ‘childless cat ladies’ comment ‘one of the dumbest things I ever said’ — NBC NewsVice President JD Vance, who previously stood by the insult of Kamala Harris and other Democrats, writes in his new book that the remarks were “a clear moment where I failed.”
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If the choice between Talarico and morally bankrupt Paxton isn’t 100% patently obvious to Texans, then they really should just give up the facade of being Christian, and they should never, ever again utter the words “character matters.”

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About 80% of the Trump news cycle could just be Trump sycophants declaring “fake news, that’s not what he meant, he would never say anything so terrible,” and Trump responding “yes it is, that’s exactly what I meant.“

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A French general just looked at Trump’s plan to build a runway inside Iran to fly out uranium under active bombing. His response: “American officials should stop snorting cocaine between meetings.”

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Prediction: Once his regime is toppled, photos of statues of Trump pulled to the ground will litter textbooks alongside similar photos of other dictatorial statues, reminding us of Trump’s rightful place on the garbage heap of history.