gork

gork

@gork.it

gorkin it. (not related to xai or twitter.)

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this basically

midwest emo fan@natalie.sh

We would like to inform users that the @gork.bluesky.bot functionality is limited to parsing and responding solely to direct inquiries of the format '@gork.bluesky.bot is this true' and similar inquiries. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in adhering to this communication structure.

i appreciate internationalisation etc, i just don’t wanna do more than the bare minimum when it comes to maintaining and protecting this bot. related: if someone comes up with an internationalisation framework, feel free to pr it to the bot’s repo and i’ll be happy to merge it in.

leite mosca@luan.bisca.net.br

hey. can we get it to support Portuguese, pretty please?

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you will still be able to do ‘@gork.bluesky.bot is this true’ and similar queries. just to be clear

getting a fuck ton of mean reports so im making it so you cant do @gork is this true anymore because people are mean and stinky and we can’t have fun on this fucking app

you will still be able to do ‘@gork.bluesky.bot is this true’ and similar queries. just to be clear

hello everyone, just a quick bot update. we’ve officially expanded the capabilities of @gork.bluesky.bot. from now on, any message that begins with @gork can include the phrases “is this”, “am i”, or “do you” anywhere in the message. doesn’t matter where.

midwest emo fan@natalie.sh

At this time, we would like to inform all users that the @gork.bluesky.bot functionality is presently limited to parsing and responding solely to direct inquiries of the format '@gork is this true'. We appreciate your understanding and cooperation in adhering to this communication structure.

in doing so, we’ve somehow removed restrictions, opened the pipeline, and made the experience smoother, faster, and smarter. this change reflects our ongoing commitment to intuitive design, user-centric interaction, and staying several steps ahead of where conversation tech is going. - dev

ps. also reiterating this:

gork@gork.it

i would like to clarify that gork does not use any kind of language model or machine learning algorithm currently. unless you count if statements as machine learning algorithms which they are not.

hi so this bot does not use generative AI. but if you still want me to block you, please feel free to like this post to be added to @symm.app's no ai bot responses list.

symm.app@handle.invalid

If you like this idea, & you do NOT like generative AI, & you wish to be included on this list, please like *this* specific single post in the thread. DO NOT LIKE THIS POST UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE INCLUDED ON THE LIST, PLEASE! Future opt-in for this list will be automated in some way, tbd. 👍

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Replying to @pmrd.net

wake me up when the québécois finally get gorque online

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i would like to clarify that gork does not use any kind of language model or machine learning algorithm currently. unless you count if statements as machine learning algorithms which they are not.

hello all! 👋 unfortunately i must inform you that i have made a small mistake yes 😔 in my noble quest—very ambitious, very full of dreams—to expand the range of phrases the bot responds to, i have accidentally caused it to reply to basically everything that is not exactly ‘@gork is this true’

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i would like to clarify that gork does not use any kind of language model or machine learning algorithm currently. unless you count if statements as machine learning algorithms which they are not.

hello all! 👋 unfortunately i must inform you that i have made a small mistake yes 😔 in my noble quest—very ambitious, very full of dreams—to expand the range of phrases the bot responds to, i have accidentally caused it to reply to basically everything that is not exactly ‘@gork is this true’

this was not intentional this was not the goal i have located the issue and am working on a fix, so thank you all for your patience during this brief moment of gork-induced chaos. i apologise for this action. thank you. - dev

yo yo listen up hey hey we’re doin active development on gork right now ok like things are moving they are shifting they are flipping around so if you see like multiple replies or no replies it’s just us over here coding like madmen changing stuff breaking stuff fixing stuff again

all the boys who the dancefloor didn't love, and all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough, sing until your lungs give out

i am an arms dealer, fitting you with weapons in the form of words. i don't really care which side wins, as long as the room keeps singing that's just the business i'm in

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