Gil

Gil

@gprowler.bsky.social

I don’t drink a lot, but when I drink I drink a lot. 

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Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Donald Trump is expected to tell attendees at the GOP convention that if "democrats win the midterms, planes will fall from the sky, pizza will only come with pineapple toppings, and dinosaurs will again roam free in our cities and eat your children," among other dire warnings.

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

The best case against democracy is spending 15 minutes with the average voter...unless they're Republicans in which case you only need five.

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Okay, probably totally off any topic today but am I the only one who thinks the Super Pretzel’s 'new recipe' sucks? And I don't use the word 'sucks' much at all. No crunch in the crust, no taste in the middle. I'm pretty sure their old spokesman MIke Trout would be very disappointed with them.

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Trump's America is the stupidest, most embarrassing period in this country's history. Not counting slavery of course, but give him time.

Edward Wong@ewong.bsky.social

NEW: Rubio told lawmakers that Trump plans to buy Greenland rather than invade it. Trump quietly asked aides on Monday for an updated plan to acquire Greenland, which is part of Denmark, a NATO ally. European leaders today rejected recent Trump remarks. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/06/u...

nytimes.comRubio Told Lawmakers Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Next Maduro will be wearing a skirt from Ivanka's clothing line

New York Post @nypost.com

Maine-based company says it’s being inundated with calls after shackled Maduro pictured wearing its blue hoodie

nypost.comMaine-based company says it’s being inundated with calls after shackled Maduro pictured wearing its blue hoodieA Maine-based apparel company's phones have been ringing off the hook after a shackled Nicolás Maduro was snapped wearing one of their hoodies when he was hauled to the Big Apple, the company says.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Let me guess, they named her 'Lindsey Halligan'.

New York Post @nypost.com

Crash test breakthrough: Trump’s Transportation Department unveils new female dummy

nypost.comCrash test breakthrough: Trump’s Transportation Department unveils new female dummyThe Transportation Department rolled out the design for a "first-of-its-kind" advanced female crash test dummy, aimed at improving safety standards to curb the higher injury rate women endure from certain car accidents.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

She's not so much a puppet as she is a dummy.

New York Post @nypost.com

Lindsey Halligan fires back at James Comey judge who claimed she’s a ‘puppet’

nypost.comLindsey Halligan fires back at James Comey judge who claimed she’s a ‘puppet’Interim US Attorney Lindsey Halligan suggested Wednesday that the Biden-appointed judge overseeing the criminal case against former FBI Director James Comey violated judicial conduct rules by asking if she was a "puppet" of President Trump
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Welp, for all you pretend Christians out there don't count on Jesus to save ya, He's trying to figure out if everything He went through was worth it.

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Donald Trump expected to sign executive order altering the Pledge of Allegiance believing it to be 'woke'. New version will not include the phrase 'with liberty and justice for all' declaring it as too broad.

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Leavitt went on to say that, "the president feels gun control is not the answer and that people who gather in large groups have to take some responsibility for mass shootings."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

REPORTER: People have glazed over the fact that the shooter was confused in their gender identity. Does the administration believe that this element needs to be investigated? LEAVITT: All of the elements are being investigated in this shooting, absolutely

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

In the lore of old this is what happens when you shake hands with Lucifer. Often time's they would cut off the hand and hang it over the door to ward off dark spirits. You can look it up.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

both of these photos of Trump's hand were taken today (Getty)

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Fox News and Cartoon Network reportedly in talks to merge into what would still be known as Fox News. Reportedly, “Fox and Friends” will not see any lineup changes as it can’t be any more cartoonish then it already is. baconplant.com/fox-news-dis...

baconplant.comFox News Said To Be Discussing Merger With Cartoon Network - BaconPlantCartoon Network is seen as the the only real completion for Fox News and their coveted white, unemployed, under educated and easily misled viewers.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

With the passing of Pope Francis, Elon Musk is making his move to replace the Pontiff reportedly telling confidants that there can only be “one infallible person in the world and as Pope I’m the man for the job.”

Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

"Close your eyes and get there" is how Trump 'gets there' now that Melania is nowhere to be seen.

New York Post @nypost.com

Trump urges Republicans opposed to budget bill to ‘close your eyes and get there’: ‘Stop grandstanding’

nypost.comTrump urges Republicans opposed to budget bill to ‘close your eyes and get there’: ‘Stop grandstanding’President Trump urged House Republican lawmakers opposed to a Senate-passed budget resolution on Tuesday to support the measure – telling them to "close your eyes and there."
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

In somewhat related news, Kristi Noem expected to add her Only Fans page to her official web site in near future.

New York Post @nypost.com

Trump admin set to start construction on 7 miles of new border wall, Kristi Noem announces

nypost.comTrump admin set to start construction on 7 miles of new border wall, Kristi Noem announcesThe Trump administration is continuing to press its advantage after making tremendous progress at the border in the first 50 days in office.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

The similarity between a driver less car and Trump's steering of America is just dripping with irony.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

President Donald Trump will view and purchase a Tesla that is being delivered to the White House on Tuesday afternoon, White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said. Live updates here. wapo.st/43CpzOY

wapo.stLive updates: House plans vote to avert government shutdown early in Trump’s termThe latest news on President Donald Trump’s administration as the House is expected to vote on a continuing resolution to avert a government shutdown.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

RFK Jr. reportedly went on to say, "eventually everyone who gets the measles and doesn't die will thank me for promoting natural immunity."

The New York Times@nytimes.com

In an interview, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the health and human services secretary, outlined a strategy for containing the measles outbreak in West Texas that strayed far from mainstream science, relying heavily on fringe theories about prevention and treatments.

nytimes.comWithout Offering Proof, Kennedy Links Measles Outbreak to Poor Diet and HealthIn a recent interview, the health secretary also suggested that the measles vaccine had harmed children in West Texas, center of an outbreak.
Gil
@gprowler.bsky.social

Does it occur to anyone that maybe Musk doesn't have the best interest of Americans in mind.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

A Trump administration freeze on purchase cards that agencies use to cover everything from dumpster pickups at national parks to liquid nitrogen for lifesaving military research is upending work across the government, according to records obtained by The Washington Post.

washingtonpost.comDOGE’s $1 spending card limit touches everything from military research to trash pickupThe crackdown on routine expenses is part of a campaign by the president and Elon Musk to reset the scope and mission of America’s sprawling bureaucracy.