Graeme LF 🇺🇦

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Basilicon - a monument in Basildon. #callmybluff

When your lapels are wider than your head, you need to change tailors. #mastermind1977

New! EN9: OPEN ALL HOURS Arkwright wants shot of some fig biscuits and Mavis thinks she's been visited by the spirit of a Victorian shopkeeper. Meanwhile, Tyler thinks this is better than Porridge, Chris disagrees, and they tick off the Roy Clarke trademark tropes podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

A face I could have done without ever seeing again. Bad tempered old sod. #Mastermind1977

Old shit alert: second contender on tonight’s Mastermind was the bastard who made my life a misery at school. Mr C H Eames. Nasty piece of work. #mastermind1977

I can see Peter Brough's lips moving. #CallMyBluff

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My dad used to say "trantalermenterlers" for miscellaneous rubbish. I'll go with Nerys. #CallMyBluff

Loved Frank's muttering 'It's a Carter' when Bonham came up. Must be referring to Helena's dad Raymond, the banker. #CallMyBluff

Oh, Diane Keen. Oh my. Oh my my. Sigh... #callmybluff

I bet Arthur Marshall smelled of Old Spice. #CallMyBluff

Anything to do with The Magic Flute? #CallMyBluff

SINDERS ALERT!!! #CallMyBluff And we all know what a Googol is. A very big number...

Loving that choker, Ciaran. Very cute. #CallMyBLuff

Bullet Baxter's having a mare, here. #Mastermind1977

I GOT ONE! W C FIELDS! #Mastermind1977

Stop the watch and add a few seconds, Magnus? Please add forty-odd years... #Mastermind1977

Wattins: Rinchard’s last name. #callmybluff

Still around! Got married again a couple of years ago aged 91.

Show us your face for the week

What’s it like inside your head?

What gif pops up when you type your name?

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live: The Who Stevie Wonder Motörhead Status Quo The Flaming Lips The Zutons The Bootleg Beatles Jethro Tull Dumpy’s Rusty Nuts The Houghton Weavers (my first gig, dragged there by my family)

I’ve got the longest fuse known to man. However, dealing with a care home manager just now who was completely unwilling or incapable of understanding how utterly crap they are, I yelled ‘Bollocks!!!’ at the outset, and the meeting didn’t go any better from then on. Aggressive, me? No, just furious.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.

Oh geddouttahere… #callmybluff

When Julian and Sandy opened a bakery

Godfrey's right on this one. Bet he needed a couple replacing. #CallMyBluff

Strong aviators game there, Peter. #CallMyBluff

#CallMyBluff back on BBC Four tonight folks, at 9:45pm! Sadly the Combover Hour has thinned to 30 minutes, but we live in hope for more treats when Autumn arrives…

FAFO, FIFA

Simon has decided that Sibelius’ Second Symphony isn’t as cat-friendly as last night’s RVW On Wenlock Edge, and refuses to sit on my knee. I knew it was a one-off.

Simon the Bengal has decided, unusually, that I’m no threat if I’m sat outside listening to Vaughan Williams. I think he likes it.

Just think. If the film 1941 had been a hit then there could have been a Goodies movie directed by Spielberg. As Bill said, "One day we had a call from Steven Spielberg. He left a message saying he wanted to make a Goodies film. We laughed it off, but it was true." 1941 tanked, so it didn't happen

RIP Bill Oddie - major part of my formative years. Here he is back in 2019, at the last ever recording made by The Goodies, telling Dirk Maggs how to do everything. That was the most joyous night I’ve spent in a theatre for many a year.

I've always felt both Bill Oddie and Eric Idle were frustrated rock stars and if they'd had any sense should have formed a supergroup called ODDLE

Coming soon, with @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social

Watching Shirley Valentine yet again to get me in the mood for a forthcoming holiday…and the US dub is really irritating. We’ve lost the full Scouse beauty of ‘two rabbits havin’ a shag’, amongst lots of other bits.

Just slammed the boot shut on my car and the windscreen shattered. I’m not a happy man.