Graham Marbles

Keep doing this! Show Tim Walz driving a race car and AOC playing a cello and doing all kinds of rad shit!

Being a journalist sounds really cool and exciting

I like watching Isle of Man laps because they look fake. there’s no other perspective of life on Earth that looks like this. youtu.be/31RZ5wU-Fg0?...

Ok but don’t move past headphones too hastily

This is maybe the most unsettling distillation of the Trump era I’ve ever seen

Ok so, You Can See Everything was a pretty mesmerizing piece of filmmaking and it's extremely unclear what any party that wasn't Nathan Fielder thought was going to come of it.

White Leftists who make noise about not voting are just trying to get you to make them feel important by talking to them. So don’t.

“We like it when kids get raped” is all you can really say the GOP believes in anymore

These guys don’t care about winning anymore

Remember when urban dog moms with degrees in like, early childhood education were the elites? And now we have a trillionaire clown prince who is intolerable to be in the same room as and who gets to run his own private foreign policy.

That is one of the weirder headlines I’ve seen. “The president is feeling something” is not news in the way that “the president materially betrays an ally” is news.

The tactical stuff is cringey now too. It went from a needed corrective to hip-fire nonsense to a naked pandering to man-children who believe in their heart of hearts that they are a temporarily embarrassed navy seal

Guy looks like if 2k had a “20% larger” cheat code

I don’t know how to message “Donald Trump let ballistic missiles fall on an allied city without warning because he personally fucked up the diesel market and is having a tantrum about it” because it sounds so unbelievably stupid

This is the perfect price to drive me totally insane because I COULD and I SHOULD NOT but I COULD

Oh no you’re out of patience????

Yes, please Mr Vance, push the independent voter even further away

Bluesky’s killer feature is it isn’t owned by Elon Musk who is actually trying to start literal race wars all over the fucking world so… once they iron out that little wrinkle I’ll give X another look

Gillis has sort of barely tried to thread the needle of “I’m not REALLY one of Rogan’s critters” and that gang’s little foray into cultural transformation is going to run right into a big brick wall. I cannot wait.

I think I would ask the farmer if they tested for specific things before feeding a potential biohazard to my kid but I give my kids normal milk for people who live in the real world.

The thing about MTG is she’s basically an insane person and I wouldn’t put her in charge of a summer cookout but, I do wonder if the Melissa Hortman assassination made certain things that she was involved in feel… different

That’s just a regular looking guy. If he was cool and normal and wanted to put in some effort he could just meet- you know what, never mind. NEVER MIND.

lol what ARE you doing rn?!

Probably the TV promo for The People Under the Stairs. The title alone made me crash out

The GOP is the national department of useless fathers

An assisted living facility for those who have developed a parasocial relationship with their online enemies

Elon also thinks strike fighters are vulnerable to *CAMERAS* hooked up to AA systems…on the ground… so…

Michael Tracey is the least important part of any story he inserts himself into and there are no set of circumstances where I could will an ounce of pity for him BUT There is something genuinely horrifying about seeing someone vanish into anti-social keening until there is just nothing left.

I’m not saying there’s a pro-rape phenotype… but…

Finally getting around to openly talking about how the GOP is a pedophile/rapist rats nest is good politics and/but if you think about it for more than five seconds you risk going totally insane over how bad things really are

My father in law, an OANN-watcher, is a Caitlin Clark fan.

Well this thing sucks

Tfw when you stop reading in the middle of Matthew 27 because you got too bummed out

If the choice is between nodding along with "CNC parties" and being "sex negative" then I bow out. Leave me the fuck out of it. If you want to turn the observable horrors of rape into some kind of free-floating aesthetic to be admired in isolation of... something, I don't trust you one bit.