gruh

Saw the Toronto election results and said "thank god" so loudly I scared my coworker

Working the New Sarah J Maas midnight launch

Hadn't really had a post "do well" on here and am amazed at just how bad the replies are. One guy responded to that Tristar joke with "robocop=orion" for no reason. Great dude, thanks.

Okey dokey!

Going to be honest this reply has made me angrier than anything online ever.

This will look very nice alongside my Hisayasu Sato Blu-Rays on the "secret blu ray shelf I keep in my closet away from my more digestible ones"

Going to revival screenings of Tristar movies and screaming when the logo pegasus gets too close to the camera

Starting a Hare Krishna style hardcore band but for Scientology

I love Canadian punk like The Beaches

Least surprising thing ever on this "Guys" episode with how Bryan pronounces Hublot

losing it that the Canadian guy on Jeopardy guessed "Amistad" for this. Yeah, after the revolt, Joseph Cinqué thought "Alright guys, time for the Northwest Passage"

Watching Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce. Peter Gothard and Steve Railsback: great performances, but even better male porn star names

Who is going to do the Jake Tapper Comics Journal interview

Grandpa and grandson from october 2023

Is there a new illegal toku site yet or is it just torrents or bust now

Puppet Master 4 is shot like a Keita Amemiya film.

Canadian Criterion retailer also doing the flash sale doesn't have the "Criterion Premieres" edition of The Shrouds

Pharmacist giving me my flu shot was making fun of me for how hairy my upper arms are

The Greg Chat Pile is singing about in PEN I S MALL is the Greg from Diary of a wimpy kid

Had not considered the possibility that some people come away from You Can See Everything with the take that they also don't understand "who's on first"

I have imprisoned every problematic streamer on an island. Their cells are indistinguishable from the homes. They can still stream but all the engagement they receive is fake chatters and viewers and they are none the wiser. If they get horny a sleep inducing gas is released.

Maybe something is lost in translation

Did bluesky remove the little "followed by" thing on every profile? How am I going to parasocially vet people

Watching puppet master 2. In the first five minutes a character walks up to a door with a RESTRICTED AREA DANGER CONDEMNED NO TRESPASSING sign and tries the door handle. Yeah, I'm sure they left it unlocked numbnuts.

Many of you

You Can See Everything Everywhere All At Once

funny face bot

Got the ability to change the gravity in control resonant and immediately started fucking up which wall to stand on as though I were Daffy Duck being tortured by the animator.

POV you are holding me hostage

Lady I think you could get by with a smaller drawing board

some Japanese guy on Twitter got really ticked off getting talked down to by a foreigner about how sophisticated their respective tastes in manga is and he made this image and it is so fucking funny how they completely clocked the English-speaking Serious Manga Guy Online canon lol

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Shocking number of 60+ "see whatever the matinee is" ladies at You Can See Everything

Coworker who would sing along to every god awful song on the company playlist has progressed to singing along to them

Imagine if it was "the" tom king...

Two publishers doing Jiro Matsumoto books in English next year is exciting stuff. Not Freesia, but that's ok. We have to lay the sicko groundwork for someone to bank enough good will for a Hideki Arai translation.

Could have watched one of the Kurosawa's I haven't seen on the Criterion Channel but Puppet Master on Tubi ain't gonna watch itself.

Been thinking about this tweet for 7 years

Asking the other guys at tomorrow's 2PM showing of You Can See Everything if they want to hang out after

A moment on twitter I don't see people bring up that much when they talk about "Favourite moments" on there is when Andy Richter's wife confirmed that part of the reason they got divorced is because he was replying to Brandy Jensen too much

Don't know if this little box needed the smiling De Palma above it

Not the Mork from Ork fit...

Did George from Deafheaven get hairplugs? An Investigation [1/94]

Boltgun 2 should have added a league of votann character who is short like Oddjob in Goldeneye

Namco seemingly copying the release of the PSP version of Eternia for this new remaster by giving the physical version a Europe only release.

Tricky thing to make now. Kash Patel would find out about Mulder's porn addiction, see a kindred spirit, and promote him to deputy director.

Always forget about this one