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if we're mutuals you can request a seltzer from me and i cannot refuse but you have to ask in person and i'm not going to help you find me

GO FORTH

we'll get through this gang

there should be a holiday where we all get to take free lsd and the cops and bosses cant get mad at us

doing my part to end the male loneliness epidemic by transitioning so i no longer count

why is @ennui-haver.bsky.social mad at me 😭

thinkin bout blowin up the planet today

SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY FRIENDS MOMS

now listening music.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwh4...

hi everybody hows it going

ponders u like an orb

melville gets it

good morning everyone your homework for today is to either build something or blow something up. your choice

i love skeleton i like having bones

so anyways i'm pretty sure i accidentally pulled someone over in my mail truck with the flashers on yesterday

the internet is, and always has been, for porn

hello i would like to go back to bed

in daggerheart tonight we slayed the colossus and revealed its beating crystal heart. it was radiating with an intense magical malevolence. why did i lick it.

there's a bee on the door handle to this building and it wont let me leave 😭

actually feeling ok today

e-girl is short for 'ethernet girl'

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scheming n plotting

thinkin bout blowing uop the planet

i'm poor in wealth but rich in salmon toast

man i'm gonna be so hot in like a year and a half hell yeahg

the list didnt start with One Piece so i dont give a shit what those assholes think about tv

GET THIS WOMAN 100 MILLION DOLLARS

the best defense against getting killed is by making sure no one wants to kill you . the second best defense is a gundam

nobody wnats my baked ziti 😔

hey idk if anyone else has the type of adhd that makes them lose their wallet all the time but i guess they make phone cases that are also wallets so now i just have to carry the one thing so maybe that could work for you too

watching a local news piece about an 'Urban Rat Summit' but when they showed the meeting i didn't see a single rat present. so much for representative democracy 😒

idk how many times we have to go over this but the B in LGBTQAI+ stands for BIONICLE 😤

hey can i borrow your femur for a second?

i have acquired A Device

it's pants time

this post is also for the homies

actually i have 3 brains

it is daggerheart night and my spirit is being healed

i've a wealth of canned clams but no one to share it with 😔