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Imagine Jesus washing your feet, and then suddenly he starts suckin your toes 😳

Huttese is such a beautiful language

They say “All is well that ends well.” I do not know how this will end. I simply know I am not well now.

Idk maybe computers can feel. My game auto reset all settings to high and crashed. I feel like a game committing suicide like that is relatable to the human experience. A lil OD to kill the pain.

Another day of Guillotine vindication.

this shit does not work on me. go try it on the centrists who call trans women "biological men."

Got into my 115 degree car and started makin sounds like “ugha, wagh, huh, aagh” like a video game character taking poison damage

I don’t have weeds in my garden. Weeds are just plants people don’t want growing in a specific place, and all plants are welcome in my garden* *for now.

What we become is all we are.

Cross my heart and hope to die

Surprise! Lily!

Bought a bouquet of roses today for someone special*. 😊 *Me. I’m someone special.

I just spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes on the phone today. He said that he received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now, he is making preparations for Sadaqah Jariyah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Bings Bongus It’s been a year since I hit the bong thus

Updating the Alphabet by changing nothing and renaming it the Aybee

Humans are freaky. What other animals inhale smoke and drink acid? We’re like that scary dude from FernGully

I wonder if ‘sit’ and ‘shit’ are etymologically related 🤔

Y’know, fuck this guy.

Yeah, I’m a gamer in my 30s. I eat pizza rolls cuz they’re low cholesterol

Ya’ll ever kiss a fire on the lips?

I’m so Reddit-pilled (and I barely use Reddit) I thought this was saying Kat “Abagazala” was 16 years old and the vehicle was 17 years old

My toxic trait is that I think I could fly* a helicopter. *but not land it

“Did those people in ~historical event~ know they were living through significant times?” Yes, everyone who’s ever lived has thought they lived in significant times.

Chat, I’ve officially done what I’ve long considered impossible: I’ve bought a house!

Woah, a backbend ouroboros

WIP. I’m quite pleased so far. Just the small details left and touch-ups left

Just overheard a colleague refer to the “Romance Languages” as the “Love Languages” and a small part of me is screaming

Emma™️ @cockremover.bsky.social is so kind! I asked her, out of the blue, for $5 and she gave me €7 which isn’t really what I asked for but she didn’t ask any questions or anything! You should DM her if you need cash

I prefer cat scratches to puppy kisses

If you’re Gnostic, it means you gnow things.

I must not become apathetic. Apathy is the Great Adversary.

My younger sibling’s dog leaps and bounds when she’s excited and it’s the most ridiculous and adorable thing

I don’t have no writer’s bonafides, but what makes a good story? Breathes life into a setting? What gives life in any work of art? Conflict. Friction. Life is conflict in all it’s excitement, all it’s horror. Its base pleasures, fears, desires, hopes, and pain.

Ancient people be like “what them birds say” Modern people too.

Some people live at 1.50x playback speed and some people at 0.70x playback speed, and I think that’s beautiful.

Fr this is why they don’t let you depict The Prophet Muhammad.

Housing listings that advertise the home as an investment opportunity fill me with a fury deep.

FMA Brotherhood was peak and I stopped watching anime afterwards cuz nothing would compare

Someday, I hope to be like Alexander the Great: dead at 32

Been sippin that bone achey juice

Good things come to those who wait. Bad things, too.