Green Jacket Lady

Green Jacket Lady

@greenjacketlady.bsky.social

Making fun of Fox News reporters on camera since 2023. "Oh no, you were in your car! They were hurting you so bad." I made the jacket. https://x.com/abughazalehkat/status/1706777915516715084?s=20

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Story time. Let’s talk about the weird circumstance that led to Green Jacket Lady, and what was going through my head. I’ve never really told this whole story except to friends, but I think it’s a pretty good one, so settle in.

Come on D5! I voted for Nilu Jenks this afternoon. Now you go!

neighborsfornilu.bsky.social@neighborsfornilu.bsky.social

I'm Nilu Jenks, and I'm running because blue cities need to show they can govern. North Seattle has been left behind, and the people of D5 deserve as much attention, programming, and resources as the rest of the city. I’ll work hard everyday to change that, and I would be honored to earn your vote.

My college reached out with the opportunity to “communicate regularly” with an AI chatbot. I immediately opted out, but WTF. This is one of the most disappointing things I’ve ever heard from a liberal arts institution that used to pride itself on teaching critical thinking.

Some people have had questions about my jacket, so for my #garmentsewing and #seattlesews friends, here are the details! I made this jacket in 2017. It’s the Kelly Anorak pattern from Closet Core Patterns.

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Some people have had questions about my jacket, so for my #garmentsewing and #seattlesews friends, here are the details! I made this jacket in 2017. It’s the Kelly Anorak pattern from Closet Core Patterns.

These offices and the people in them did a lot of great work. I wish Zahilay the best in creating a new structure, and I hope it’s as effective as the old.

Ryan Packer@typewriteralley.bsky.social

Today the largest county in Washington, the thirteenth largest county in the US, is set to formally eliminate its climate office, after it was disbanded by Executive Girmay Zahilay during his transition into office.

I want this every day. I don’t care about the soccer part, but the city felt so alive this morning.

Casey Martin@caseyworks.bsky.social

World Cup in Seattle Day 1: Pioneer Square was buzzing by 7 this morning. Food vendors, match volunteers, and soccer fans everywhere. Cars are being towed and blockades put up around the pedestrian zone. The brick streets of Pioneer Square will see a lot of foot traffic.

I couldn't be more proud for this guy. I hope Fox never learns that people have no fear of telling the blunt truth to their cameras.

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie@audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app

Enjoyed seeing this wholesome guy just noping all of Fox's leading questions. It was like Q:Don't you thinks she was wrong? A: No obviously ICE was wrong Q: What about the people who shouldn't be here? A: Obviously they should be here Q: Anything el-- A: I have a bell!

I worked for Dwight for close to a decade, and this is fantastic news for Seattle.

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LINK FIXED: “Bureaucrats” Losing Jobs in King County Shakeup Say They Were Blindsided by Zahilay’s Emailed Layoff Announcement “Knowing how much institutional knowledge is going to be walking out the door—it’s going to have an impact,” one employee said. publicola.com/2025/12/02/b...

publicola.com"Bureaucrats" Losing Jobs in King County Shakeup Say They Were Blindsided by Zahilay's Emailed Layoff Announcement - PubliCola“Knowing how much institutional knowledge is going to be walking out the door—it’s going to have an impact,” one employee…

I’m not shocked, but that doesn’t make me any less unemployed. I’m sad to lose a job I’ve loved. If anyone wants to hire a kick ass project manager with deep knowledge of local government, and who sometimes mocks Fox reporters, DM me!

Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social

County Executive-Elect Zahilay's Mass Layoff Proposal Shocks Some Longtime Staff The layoffs aren't unusual for a new executive, Zahilay's team says—it's just that the county hasn't had a new leader in 16 years. publicola.com/2025/11/18/c...

Clearly he’s forgotten he’s a renter. Definitely not getting security deposit back. And as his landlord, we better be gearing up for one hell of an eviction proceeding in 3 years.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

NYT Confirms: Trump will DEMOLISH the ENTIRE East Wing of the White House. The Times says the East Wing is expected to be fully torn down by the weekend to make room for Trump's ballroom for billionaires — despite the fact that Trump pledged the White House would not be touched.

Katie, I think green would look great on you!! 💚💚

Your City@yourcityseattle.bsky.social

A lot of people have been calling me the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.

The deeper Harrell goes in fighting Katie Wilson, the more I can’t wait for her to be our mayor. Angry, divisive, loud? Yes please! All that and more.

Katie Wilson@wilsonkatieb.bsky.social

With ballots about to drop and just three weeks before Primary Election Day, it's clear the incumbent and his big-money backers are terrified of our campaign. I’m bracing for the attacks to begin. 🧵

And here I was wondering if I didn’t agree with SECB’s choices just because I gotten old. Whew!

Hannah Krieg@hannahkrieg.bsky.social

GUEST POST: Longtime stranger fan, one time SECB member says The Stranger's didn't just make bad choices in their first major endorsement package, they made weak arguments. Guest writer breaks it down here www.theburnerseattle.com/post/op-ed-t...

Sat next to Paul Reubens, Ray Liotta and Johnny Depp having a drink together. (Figured out later it must have been during the filming of Blow in 2001. Because these guys weren’t just hanging out, right?)

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You know you can just not use AI, right? You can make a choice not to be part of this. Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it. You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.

“Sleeping in public” is such a bullshit thing to criminalize in the first place. Got an hour long bus ride? Don’t nod off. Sunny day at Golden Gardens? Keep upright and eyes open at all times.

Erica C. Barnett@ericacbarnett.bsky.social

Judge Upholds Burien's Total Ban on "Camping," With Appeal Likely Superior Court judge Michael Ryan ruled that a ban on falling asleep in public criminalizes behavior, not the "status" of being homeless. publicola.com/2025/05/26/j...

I’m old enough to remember what Covid was like before vaccines. Let’s tell the FDA what we think about this, shall we? www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...

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