Green Parmesan

Green Parmesan

@greenparmesan.bsky.social

philly area native, now west coast rambler. go birds and sixers (respectfully, complimentary)

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still amazes me that the best they could do - twice! - is wgal’s probably 6th most most famous anchor i can remember growing up???

I know why the Stelson campaign is running ads saying that illegal immigrants shouldn't get taxpayer benefits and that violent illegal immigrants should be deported but JESUS CHRIST I hate it it makes me not want to vote for her even though I hate Scott Perry with the fire of ten thousand suns

ok i have not had time to dig into the jalen stuff but uh obviously want him to be ok and if we find out anyone in the organization did something that was shady, send their ass to the fucking moon like WHAT

around 20 years ago (actually the same year of eagles-pats 1) i had a dvt clot develop in my leg after a long flight. hurt like hell and i had no idea what it was for a few days. they told me if i waited more it woulda moved in my lungs. the LAST thing they wanted me to do was move around!

fully jokerfied i will be in the asylum* (if this country still has any mental illness facilities in a few years) soon laughing manically about this

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Employers worldwide are pulling back on AI as they navigate a flood of errors and low-quality work that sap employee time, raise privacy and security risks, and drive up costs

our higher ups, from what i can gather, are making insane promises about what we can deliver in the future based on ai help that most people don’t understand yet. i’m sure this is true for a lot of companies. i’m just one guy who deals w getting things out and thus can say: not gonna fucking work

i am glad my not online (at least, not in the way i am) wife is now aware of and nearly as hateful of michael tracey as as i have been, for years not that he was gonna, but this motherfucker is never getting laid again

if that video is real does he know how red san diego is no the point, but… kinda amazed he left out portland and seattle. or maybe his viziers told him trash all california, they will eat it up like slop

used to tell my niece worst thing that could happen to a guy drinking too much (beyond accident / getting hurt or sick, but that’s anyone) in school was, like, getting a dick drawn on his face. never worried about rape or any sexual assault. it is awful. we know the question is why we allow this

i spent an hour trying to learn the new conference alignments for everything west of texas and i give up there’s a ton of irony in the original WAC members and how they broke off into the Mountain West but then that has been slowly bleeding and now some jumped to the new Pac but it’s so dumb now

as someone who once tried to be a reviewer and does work in the industry, i could probably make a top 100 shows list. but i do not want to talk about the facist rag one. fuck em anyway, 1. life on mars (2008, US version) (this is a joke)

among everything else horrible about the deal, it is extremely fucked up that showtime and hbo will (presumably, if they keep hbo) be under the same roof. showtime wants to be hbo so bad but only rarely has gotten there. and they’re in the better spot now

bwaHAHAHA just got an email like “BTW we have rolled out Claude to all users! We really want everyone to help us become a Claude-first company!” and then a note about how to use, link to guide; and in small text, a note there is a 20 buck max per user Lol i aint looked that shit yet

summer of 03 was wild. went to a bunch of games and they were actually fun! then fell apart later reminds me of my fave trivia question: who was the starting pitcher for the Phils’ last opening day game at the Vet, April 03? hint, it was 4 days in would never, ever remember this if i wasn’t there

Rob Hanna@robhanna.bsky.social

A team with this pitching staff won 86 games, and blew a pretty good shot at the wildcard before the fucking MARLINS, who had been dead in the water, caught fire and won the WS. It was *unbelievably* frustrating, Phils hadn't made the playoffs for a decade.

seriously, i can say for sure, you could help more w the chores, and then wife is impressed and wants to do sexytime but no, let’s make another thing about reinforcing gender roles

Michael Hobbes@michaelhobbes.bsky.social

Refuse to empty the dishwasher, fellas, it's the only way to save your sex life www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

i know it’s the point to get your attention but the vegas lines on over under wins seem.. generous i did the math (rounded down here) and this comes out to a couple too many wins over what is possible. ah well. i have never put any real money on these and i def won’t be starting now