Greg Bauch

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Be anything you want to be in life, except drunk guy in the front row of a comedy show who loudly talks nonsense to all the comics.

Oh god he had his thumb sewn onto his forehead

We had a freak of nature best goalie who ever breathed air for a full decade and never won it all, so don't be sad, Sabres fans. We all know, deep down, the only way we get what we want. We're going to steal the Stanley Cup.

We don’t need Hellebuyck we have each other

My being old “I used to smoke on a plane” brag is “I’ve watched football where there was no such thing as a fair catch”

Has anyone else had New Order’s Bizarre Love Triangle stuck in their head for three decades except all the lyrics are for some reason replaced with the ones from Fresh Princes Parents Just Don’t Understand just me ok

I know we get it our entire lives on earth, but do they also eternally broadcast ed olczyk's commentary throughout hell?

I haven’t seen this many pipes hit since I watched The Wire

My idea for a restaurant that’s just a trough of ramen called Ramen Trough is taking shape so get me your T-shirt sizes soon.

My idea for a restaurant that’s just a trough of ramen called Ramen Trough is taking shape so get me your T-shirt sizes soon.

TV Truck guy: “Game on the line and the next play determines everything. What do fans wanna see?” Director: “ Cut to upper management guys in luxury boxes!”

Bumping this for obvious reasons

My boss at my six-month review

One of those cute CBS big head CGI cartoons showing all the times I’ve tried to start my car when it’s already running

I hope the Bills win

When the good guys score

I had a nightmare Bo Nix was chasing me but luckily I got ten yards downfield

Gooooood morning to the Leafs fan who banged on the glass and gave the finger only

Watching Bo Nix reminds me of myself and that’s not a compliment.

I would be cool to be Jack Quinn knowing every goal you scored was like 400 thousand dollars

What I think of when I see CFP expanding to a 24-team format.

Here is the full eat one oreo without using your hands contest during Wovles halftime

I'm old. I'm cynical. I don't fan boy. That does not apply to Josh Allen.

Turns out god is dead

Let’s meet the Bills at the Vegas airport

When you’re at the book store and decide which book you want to buy

How

I may change my mind on this but I love sports

Pardon my English but Jesus fucking Christ

This football game is like me it’s almost over

This game is like me dumb as shit but not quite yet a complete unmitigated disaster

Boy I’d hate that dumb push shit if I wasn’t a Bills fan

MNF

I saw pat mcafee’s hair in my drain this morning

When you’re playing pin the tail on the donkey

When you’re in the bottom of a well holding a dog.

Holy cow I thought that modern warfare commercial was a political ad and honestly I can’t believe it wasn’t.

Trucks in a river of lava ABC I did not know your game!

Holy shit I almost forgot to mention Bills by 50 let’s go

Sabretooth on right shoulder: “It is essential, if one wishes to be a genuine human being and impart satisfying meaning to one's existence, to have a good heart.” Sabretooth on left shoulder: “Shooooooot!”