Greg Waters

In 2016 they wanted to “Lock her up!” The problem was DJT. In 2020 they wanted to “Hang Mike Pence” The problem was DJT. In 2022 they chanted “Let’s Go Brandon!” The problem was DJT. In 2024 the problem wasn’t “they’re eating pets” it was DJT. In 2025 he crashed the market. The problem is still DJT.

Trump cares more about Tesla than the measles or the stock market.

Zelensky called Don and JD today from Ukraine to thank them…because he has no money in the US stock market.

Who is going to tell Jeffrey Goldberg at the Atlantic that Washington Week is better when he’s away?

If tariffs work, does rescinding tariffs work twice as well? What about tariffs that start next month? Asking for an insane friend who happens to pre president.

Note to self: never hand Adrian Brody or Donald Trump a microphone.

#Trump #Idiot

Thank you Mr. President. (How is that for respect, JD?)

Clearly Elon cut all the BeBest staff the day before yesterday.

I’m a big fan of government employees who used six bullets instead of five. Just in case Elon is a zombie.

I’m thinking our firing of federal workers roll out has been way worse than our withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Could #Rubio look more uncomfortable in his new role. If body language and facial expressions alone could write resignation letters, he’s on his final draft.

So…. In the Oval Office Don acts like Elon is in charge of #DOGE. On X, #Elon acts like he’s in charge of DOGE. But in court documents Elon isn’t in charge. Interesting. Are wheels coming off the DOGE Pickup in time for Don’s one month anniversary?

Federal employees are starting to understand what it’s like to be trans: picked on for no logical reason. Suddenly, you’re the target.

Hey Donny #Trump, when you use military planes go from off people in Colombia at taxpayer expenses, maybe fill up that plane with #eggs. We have plenty of low price eggs here. Our shelves are full!

Donald J. Trump has just approved the new Spring collection.

So #Trump is amping up the nonsense on removing #Palastinians from #Gaza. He’s threatening Egypt and Jordan. He’s rattling cages about ending the cease fire with Hamas. So, a war could restart with people living in tents in Gaze. One way not to relocate people I guess is killing them. Stop Don!

I think it’s great when people have opinions on football teams, halftime shows and commercials. Because that is what opinions are for. They are not for things that matter like refuting facts, science, human rights and governing. #SuperBowl. #halftime.

Trump signs executive order to remove load bearing walls for where windows ought to be.

Blue sky and black kitty on Bluesky. Happy #caturday. 🐈‍⬛

A: The Riviera of the Middle East Q:How do billionaires say ethnic cleansing? #gaza #trumpisadisgrace

“In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth, #DonaldJTrump has asked me to announce that the United States will be buying Wakanda.”

#Trump is not a serious man. Unless you mean seriously ill.

Prediction: #Hegseth will be the first cabinet member to resign/be let go after a mini-scandal breaks out over DC plane crash. Hegseth will get caught in the middle between pleasing Don, protecting the military and lying to NTSB. It all could have been avoided with competence.

This is a wonderful time to support minority, women owned and immigrant owned businesses. Uplift and #resist!

DEI = Don, Elon and this Idiot

This says it all!

Watch foreign tourism take a big hit under Trump. Already stories about “foreigners” treated poorly at airports in Miami. Careful what you wish for gringos. You’ll need our money for your huevos muy caros. #Colombia

A new #Musk inspired email following “Fork in the Road” is titled “Stick in the Eye.” It outlines a plan for federal employees to count off by threes. All twos will be put on free military planes to places where they don’t speak the language. To opt out, the email says to respond with a ❤️ emoji.

Naming existing bodies of water whatever makes you feel better is the wokest thing possible. #gulfofamerica #stupid

Here is a fun fact: Barron’s only living grandpa is just two years older than his Dad. (Although Melania tells it a little differently. She says Barron’s grandpa is just two years older than his only living Dad.)

A: The Taliban lets you go to school until grade 6. Q: What’s the difference between the way the Taliban treats girls and Oklahoma treats all immigrant kids?

Rallies are easy. Implementation is hard. Two weeks in and we already have pardoned J6ers in shootouts with cops. And Trump voters crying about their illegal spouse scooped up by ICE for deportation.

Here come the stories of ICE taking the illegal husband or wife of a Trump voter in raids. Hold onto your hats people. Truth Social is stranger than fiction and it’s only week two of 208.

So it looks like Amazon, Meta, Musk, Microsoft, and Chat GPT were all caught with their 12 AI fingers in the stock market cookie jar. Time to get away from playing White House fellas and back to your company drawing boards. China just ate your lunch. #musk #meta #AI #billionaires

🎼. “Seems we just get tariffs and before you know it, comes the time they have to go bye bye.” Welcome back to the 24 hour nonsense news cycle. Now pull on your good ear and say good night. #Trump #Dumb #Dumber # Colombia with an “o”

February 1 will be an interesting day in the USA when landlords find out no one is paying rent after they deported the bread winner. Every action has a reaction.

If Brazil and Colombia stick together they can disrupt US coffee supply in a week or two.

Yeah, we all know the problem in the world is Colombia! 🙄

When Miguel cleans up his orchids I take the discards and place them around the house like the offerings I’d see on the streets in little baskets in Thailand.

Anyone else here in Cali, Colombia? #cali, #colombia, #elpenon, #yoga, #gringo

So last night after the vote Sen. Joni Ernst went back to Pete Hegseth’s hotel room for a celebration drink. When she went to leave he blocked the door and took her phone. Of course, Pete will say none of this ever happened and Joni will believe him. Shame on you #joniernst

Incompetence breeds incompetence. (And if Don won in a landslide, why did he need Maybelline Mike Pence to tie break a nomination?) #trump #idiot

Joni Ernst is a traitor to the military, women and victims of sexual abuse. She caved to party pressure and voted for a highly unqualified and morally unfit head of the department of defense. She knows better.

I feel bad for Senator Markwayne Mullins, because no matter how dense, folksy and illogical he tries to be he will never out stupid Tommy Tuberville.