Groan Didion

Hank Hill would call this man a jackass and threaten to kick his ass

Honey if you have to ask, he probably is

the Julio Torres effect

I still don’t know who Tate McRae is and I’m honestly ok with that

Feminize a band name: The Missfits

At the rate that I see dead pet posts on bluesky, one could assume that every single user has at least two pets die a day.

inside you there are two Lizzies

bought a haunted house call it my pied-à-terror

I dunno, I just think “the president can’t seem to stay awake for more than 10 minutes” should be a bigger story.

This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.

Missed opportunity: Weird Al parody of Boys II Men entitled “End of the Roll” during COVID lockdown

why does Jeremy Strong as Mark Zuckerberg look like some weird grown up AI Dennis the Menace I am absolutely losing my mind

AI is ruined by everything and if I can’t get a Delta representative on the phone I’ll probably scream

Nothing turns me off more than a man in a lanyard

couples at concerts make me want to stay single forever

A man in a polo could never woo me

Lee Cronin’s The Berenstain Bears

I think Ohtani got hit by the trump curse and now we can’t have fun at baseball games anymore

Legionnaires disease sounds like it was invented by the Decemberists

I saw Gina Gershon and Elizabeth Berkeley in the same month. I’m really filling up my Showgirls bingo card.

spotted Elizabeth Berkeley in the wild and I’m absolutely losing my mind

#snitchonmitch

I need someone in that hospital to violate HIPAA and tell us the truth about Mitch your country will thank you!!!!

I’m not interested in a man who thinks he’s yogurt

Season 1 episode 1 of Eastbound and Down is still the best pilot of all time and it’s not even close.

A man on the train complimented my feet, told me to take good care of them, and walked off. New York is so back, baby

Joe Rogan looks like he failed out of the Tallahassee police academy and now begrudgingly manages a Ramada Inn.

there’s only one thing that could make this weekend better

Valentina the Soothsayer

when life hands you gators, make gatorade

how did I end up on dead dog Bluesky and how the hell do I get off of it

Can we stop talking about impeachment and start talking about imprisonment

this guy sucks

staying chronically online because I want to know the second that it happens

Whoever’s doing Ru’s nose contour this season should be sued for malpractice #dragrace

cats are such graceful, majestic creatures

I’m not being hyperbolic when I say Darlene Mitchell’s mullet bag deserves an Emmy #dragrace

ghosting men to counteract the weight of patriarchal pressure to answer to men ama

god men are so fucking boring lately

can’t decide if my cat looks like Ron Perlman or if I’m just really stoned

The fact that Israel is committing genocide and still allowed to participate in the Olympics is fucking CRAZY

The Muppets Take Wuthering Heights

My biggest issue with Wuthering Heights is everyone except for Jacob Elordi should have been replaced by the Muppets

The German team figuring skating to Meatloaf fucking RULES #olympics

Valentine’s Day is the one time each year I can see the reason y’all only post your men once a year

he’s THE All-American Reject

Doing an Ozzy tribute without T-Pain is totally unacceptable #grammys

Operation Dumbo Dick

I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.