grumpus

11 Feb 2025

who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation

we talk a lot about ipad babies but what about ai parents

be not unquenched

Lady Emily ☄️@ladyemily.nebula.tv

Class I'm in has us going over logo design as part of brand identity and, not even kidding, it is legit just being taught stuff like this

the mud longs to reclaim its own

darth vader's droid body double is mannequin skywalker

you cannot mash an ogre

11 Sept

what if it happened today

1 May

ace lesbians licking plates clean they don't do the sex stuff so they gotta do SOMETHING gross

21 Aug

neurospicy ace couple who fuck as a mutual stim

19 Aug

new headmate drops while doing your weekly hrt dose call that estrojection

7 July

tastes like sand

grumpus@grumpus.vespre.net

biting my time

biting my time

he's in his dragon ball era

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23 June

the mortifying ordeal of being peripherally acknowledged

2 June

tilapiel the angel of fish

22 May

its 2 pm and I'm havign a great morning

13 May

claude more like clawed to bits

12 May

"Gee Palkia, how come Arceus lets you have *three* dimensions?"

3 May

zombie that does'nt understand the "pull my finger" gag

23 Feb

I love you. become dust with me

9 Jan

evil french pirate cologne

hildegard von bingus

love thy neighbor as you love yourself means you should give your neighbors handjobs

aaand final portover in 3 2 1

fung-os: you'll moss definitely be lichen 'em

I'm gonna get in deep truffle if I keep this up

stinkhorn

fung-os: you'll moss definitely be lichen 'em

okay okay I'll spore you any further puns for now

amanita cap it off here before I get carried away

fung-os: you'll moss definitely be lichen 'em

myceli-yum amirite

we really broke the mold with this one

if i ever befriend a chipmunk i'm gonna name her squirrelly temple

and while i'm porting over some of my bestworst tweets as i purge that account: "christmas shoes" is just the christmas version of "i'm already there"

for sale christmas shoes never worn

patrick warburton's fursona is patrick boarburton i am not taking questions at this time

possums are the opposite of vampires one plays at being dead the other plays at being alive

4 Dec 2025

I will not partake in the foot pizza. no thanks

give it the ol chomp n stomp

ngl I can't remember the context for most of the stuff I post here I just post it

or repost it from the old twitter account as the case may be

what are knees but the boobs of the legs

jegan bakudan

boruto sequel series character: daughter of metal lee named amy lee