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Amen. And not just us old people. Our grandchildren will understand, because we'll tell them.

I mopped my kitchen and bathroom floors today! The only job I hate worse than filing, which I did yesterday. Please clap for me.

Okay, yam tits! Where exactly is gas $1.99 a gallon? Where? Our gas has gone UP since January. So tell me, please. Where is it $1.99? Where? Huh?

JACKSONVILLE — TW ⚠️: Unarmed Black driver has his window smashed + face punched by a sheriff’s deputy after being pulled over for not having his headlights on… during the day. 🤔 Sheriff TK Waters says they’ve launched an “internal investigation”: www.firstcoastnews.com/article/news...

NEW ANGLE Watch and decide, but I was never fully convinced he was shot in the first place. Never mind that his ear should’ve been blown off—now completely healed. Or that the Secret Service took their time getting him offstage. But from this angle: you see the photographers guided into place…

Well, CBS and Paramount can go fuck themselves for bending over for 47 and his stormtroopers. Same to any business, network, news organization, university, etc., that has abandoned integrity and essentially paid a ransom to the monsters in the WH and Congress. Shame. www.msn.com/en-us/tv/new...

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For shame, CNN. You showed fireworks in Kauai that could not possibly be happening because it was still daylight here! Fakers!

To Republican reps who traded their constituents for signed merch, Fuck You!

I would like for wealthy people excited for tax cuts to sign a piece of paper acknowledging that every dollar they get in tax breaks is going to be paid for by someone else…either someone not getting healthcare or SNAP or some future person paying higher taxes to pay the interest on our new debt.

I live in tiny Hilo Town on the Big Island of Hawaii. We had a great turn out! 1500 to 2000 people! FDT

A #squirrel gets gently brushed and clearly enjoys it. When the scratching stops, it taps for more. This reaction is common in #mammals, as grooming and gentle touch can trigger calming responses and even release endorphins.

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What do you tell someone who fervently believes the mango doesn't go golfing every weekend? I tried to tell him but he just says we get our info from different sources. 🤷‍♀️

Yesterday I saw coming out of petco a woman wearing a "FU46" t-shirt and a man wearing a 2024 inauguration t-shirt. And they both looked so angry! I'm sorry, but what did Biden ever do to you? He never fired essential workers for no reason and cut Medicaid.

MUMP. The incel and the clown combined. MUMP! .... Too bad there's not a vaccine for it! 😄

I hate that man so much! And the sad thing is everyone knows who I'm talking about.

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Let Denmark cook.

Hi, I’m God. Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS. Fuck you, Elon! Fuck you, Zuck!

For those saying it wasn't a Nazi salute. Keep posting it. Keep sharing it.

It’s 25 degrees in Kansas City where the Chiefs and Texans are playing for a full stadium. Guess it’s only dangerous when it’s an inauguration.

Poor Donny! Doesn't have the balls to stand out in the cold! Obama's first inauguration was almost as cold as this one is predicted to be. What a whiner!