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Sun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It Again theonion.com/sun-uns...
theonion.comSun Unsure What It Has To Do To Get Humans To Worship It AgainHOUSTON—Coming to terms with its diminished status after thousands of years as a venerated deity commanding pure devotion, the sun admitted this week that it was unsure what it had to do to get humans to worship it again. “Last year I tried this huge total eclipse, and that didn’t do shit,” the sun said […]
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