1000% Enemy

I can't fucking believe it. What an honour.

"Hahaha" -me

Bluesky reminds me of a website I used to go to called X

Spacetech CEO predicts "functioning" colonies in Canada by 2090

Erm, dog? This ain't it

Under my admin, sharing videos of "meltdowns" and "freakouts" will carry the same punishment as CP

It's funny when 42 year old honkies on here use phrases like "sucker shit" and "___-ass ___." It just is.

I'm not fucking angry at all lol can't you tell lol I'm actually chill as hell lol

Let's check this movie out. Some complete asshole who has no fucking clue what he's talking about said it was great.

Bad Bunny's real name is Brad Bunny. Just kidding.

Kendrick does not have the balls to write a diss about me

Pokey wins Best Pal at 72nd annual Gumby Awards

He was the biggest star there ever was. He was like Elvis and Mickey Mouse and Jeffrey Epstein rolled into one

It's America's birthday

*turning purple with rage, gritted teeth buckling, trying to remember my mantra* it's just a troll it's just a troll it's just a troll

One is me and the other one is you

SEEKING: Someone to take big nasty b/w closeups of me like in that vanity fair article

This post is an AI parody

Trump Time Travel ban forestalls Zyxxian invasion, saving trillions You do not see MSM reporting this!!!

My post: verbal running of the discoursive cacophony through my sieve of insight, delivered with wit and aplomb Your reply: tedium par mediocrité - wine mom Mueller orange man bad pablum Begone, dullard! Like and share if you agree

I clicky your linky and the article is behind a paywall? Guess what, chump - I'm gonna cry

(me forgetting the term military brat) ah, so you were an army cunt?

I imagine one tough thing about being on SNL is the constant pressure to be unfunny

"money is my oxygen" - the mayor

How the heck is Mr. Burns not dead by now - I'm serious btw

What did he mean by this

The NBA is in the house

Macaronian cheese

I will never say the word "cupboard" that word is for cartoon bears

"Benefitted" is clunky and takes too long to say. The past tense of "benefit" should be "benefat" 👨‍⚖️

I am a news junkie

Quit telling me to spread love. I don't care if it's the Brooklyn way.

Deactivated twitter. I miss the bots already

Getting ahead of this before the tide turns next year: "Last Christmas" fucking blows.

Every good song should make you cry Ride the Lightning should make you cry

City names I didn't think were real The Hague Mecca Satangrad

Media critics then: "We become what we behold. We shape our tools and then our tools shape us." Media critics now:

I haven't any hap

It's hard out here for a hapless dimwit

Free advice: if a band has "Super" in their name, don't bother. They're terrible.

I wish I was a bot