ahaa, that's crazy

ahaa, that's crazy

@gsy.bsky.social

I'm a method poster, so if I say anything dumb just remember it's because the character is dumb

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they made the contraption

ahaa, that's crazy@gsy.bsky.social

every year people will realize that one of their decorations is laid out in the wrong direction but instead of flipping it around they'll go to a hardware store and ask for something called the "suicide cable"

A lot of people say they're gonna be bigger than the Beatles but nobody ever says they'll be bigger than Jesus, which is how you know Lennon was right. They really raised the bar

oh!

SFGATE@sfgate.com

On Monday, Waymo reported two 15-year-olds to the San Mateo Police Department who allegedly were drinking “afternoon libations” inside the autonomous vehicle and shooting water bead guns from the car, the department said in a Facebook post.

Hire fans lol

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

On the left is the actual photo of Rep. Mike Rogers on the campaign trail in Michigan while running for US senate. On the right is the photo posted by one of his consultants. There's a lot to unpack in today's bulletin. Read now: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...

A proper sycophant would just buy the same shoes in the right size and be seen wearing them. Is Marco just a dipshit?

Jake@tonymagoni.bsky.social

I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit

It's nothing new but I'm still surprised that congress keeps ceding power to the president, especial when it comes to military conflicts. Do these representatives, or even just leadership, not desire power? No ambitions of their own? How are so many people aligning to empower one person?

ahaa, that's crazy@gsy.bsky.social

“The constitution supposes, what the History of all Governments demonstrates, that the Executive is the branch of power most interested in war, and most prone to it. It has accordingly with studied care, vested the question of war in the Legislature.”