Los cobayas locos🐀+🐰+🐷=🐹(furry potatoe)

"Dad, stop taking pics of my balls for reddit perverts! Maybe we could talk about an only fans tho 😆 "

Should be prime time tv!

Dad do u think I can have the hay silk hay time? Tempelton said he would rather have some bamboo.

Ok, after a lot of research I found out they WERE EATING THE CATS & DOGS! But apparently only the ones who got sex changes in obedience training.

Saw this, thought it was funny 😁

Ear of corn experiment. Pic 1- 5min in. Pic 2- 15min in. Pic 3- 1 1/2hrs in. These hogs are beasts!

What's the weirdest nickname u call ur peeg? Sometimes I call tempelton "tempy McScrimpscrimp"

My pigs' warm house 😆 I got up to reheat their heating stone. They were melted around it lol. This has several layers including extra for the window side. Warmed it again when I got up & this morning all they have done is come down for treats & straight back up 😆

#WhiskersWednesday! 🥸😃 #DarceyandMacy #GuineaPigs

Hey there friend,do you have a minute to talk about PIGTIFA? We r an undercover faction ready to stand and fight to the teeth&cheeks2wheeks against the current regime. Id like to ask if you could donate any fresh produce to the cause.for the cost of 5 heads of lettuce a day you could help. squeak

Why are there no posts about the new murder in Minneapolis? The cops shot a man 5 times while piling 5 high on him.

My boys have been referring to treats as "tooth massages" 😆 They keep saying "Dad, our teeth are sore we need to massage them with lettuce". Good thing I've been making salad at work for the salad bar often. They let me take home the romaine lettuce they don't use.

I really like this one

It got down to 38° here in southwest Florida last night so I had the boys all set up.they are close to that window&all our windows r drafty.they have food, water,&hay in there.a heating stone too.usually I give them a little treat when I wake up&they expect it.aint seen hide nor hair of them today😆

If your favorite band back when u were a kid turned ulta maga now, would you still listen to them? I've thought about this & I think I can separate my appreciation for their art from their actions now. It would be different if it were ur favorite band NOW & they turned maga. I would drop them.

like clockwork

WE ARE PIGTIFA! WERE HERE TO BITE FASCISTS! DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. OH WAIT, YES WE ARE! (Pig chant) IN THE STREETS, HEAR OUR WHEEKS, WE WILL BITE THAT IS TRUE, THEN WE LEAVE A TRAIL OF POO!

#1 is my favorite!

WE ARE PIGTIFA! WERE HERE TO BITE FASCISTS! DON'T WORRY WE'RE NOT A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. OH WAIT, YES WE ARE! (Pig chant) IN THE STREETS, HEAR OUR WHEEKS, WE WILL BITE THAT IS TRUE, THEN WE LEAVE A TRAIL OF POO!

Trump cheeto is still a pedo

Why don't we start going undercover to destroy stuff from within? Like a bunch of us join ice just to sabotage their shit & just let people go? Or the police? Secretly fuck up their weapons & stuff.

I just invented a new term. "Edging the sneeze". Its that feeling when u really want to sneeze & it's like right there tickling ur throat but just won't come out. Edging the sneeze yall.

I just realized trump can now deport people to a foreign country he now controls. The Germans had most, if not all, their concentration camps in foreign countries. This sounds like a recipe for disaster. Also EVERY commander involved followed an illegal order. Jsyk

Stoned thought. In a way, icebergs & glaciers are technically both land & sea at the same time.

From Templeton and Socrates

Real question. Would you tattoo trumps name on ur forehead if it ment he would die? Preferably publicly. And painfully. Like a slow agonizing stroke.

These 2 just ate a boatload of lettuce, bamboo, & pea flakes and they still are acting like a couple of rabid cuy 😆 look at Socrates roaring at me! 😆 🤣 😂

Some people are "dog" people. Some people are "cat" people. I'm a RODENT person 4 life!

The guinea pig has a tail 😆

A few more funny Google ai pics lol

Finally got pics of the boys b4 they struck it big with me 😆 Tempelton is an OG from the streets & the Sock is from a piggy prison! My boys 😆 🤣 😂

2nd breakfast for the boys 😆

Take that flat earthers! Globers too! SUCK MY TERRA NOVA!!!

3 things that annoy me in movies. #1- Everyone drinks their liquor neat. Most people in world dont tho. #2- people will light a cigarette & take one hit & put it out. Wtf? #3- A character carrying a flask seems to be able to drink all night & even get buddies drunk. But flasks only carry 4oz,8 most

Pig pie & carrots! Yum!

Tempelton says what up?

MAKE MORE MOBIES ABOUT GUINEA PIGS! IN G-FORCE THEY ONLY WHEEK ONCE! SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE LIKE A SUPER HERO SCI FY CAPYBARA AMD HOS MINIONS CAN BE THE GUNE PIGS! OR HE CAN BE A VILLAIN, WHATEVER JUST MAKE SURE THEY WHEEK AND BONUS POINT IF THEY EAT THEIR OWN POO!

I think weed and coffee are the best mix. One lets u peek into some of the questions of the universe, the other lets u think about them better. Thank you hat guinea pig in the sky that makes sure the plants&treats are plentiful! 🙏😆💙

Does anyone else think Trump and Putin are slowly looking to control the world together? Putin is going to take Europe while Trump takes South America. He's not gonna stop with Argentina, he's just gonna move to the next country with the same excuse. Why aren't we doing anything about it?

Gave these guys a half a tomato each & this is the result 😆

I THINK I'M IN LOVE!!! I'm IN LOVE WITH BLOND ROAST WHOLE COFFEE BEANS! I NEVER TASTED COFFEE SO GOOD! NO BITTER TASTE THAT MAKES U WANT TO STOP DRINKING IT. IVE HADBLIKE 3 BIG CUPS & CLEANED THE the WHOLE HOUSE! IN ONE HOUR!!! THANK YOU FOR UR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! 😆😆😆

Damn, wish it was trump.

Im not Christian but I wonder, when God did the first restart & killed everyone on earth, just how bad could they have been to deserve that? I mean it's REALLY bad rn & if he was there i would think they are thanking if another restart.

Able to air out his booty, watch the movie, AND scope out the treats 😆😂😝

So I'm the proud father of 2 gay guinea pigs! Came(😆) home today & had to cut a big clump of boar glue OFF BOTH OF THEM!!! They both act like tough guys so I guess for lack of a better term they are versatile 💙😃😆😆💙