Arsenal Paul

The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

Have to say I am happy, a little moist but happy with today so far 👍

London bound, once again baffled by the ludicrous fixture schedule between PL and WSL but not surprised

Arsenal web site locked up with tickets again. So I will miss out on Newcastle tickets like I missed out on Prague ones too. Shocking

Pubs against fascists. This is a cause I can get behind.

Apart from Saka. I will take that result all day, and night long 👍

Pick that out from the half price man

Kane penalty is it ? Shocked I am.

Saka. Oh fuck

Hope we win, and hope everyone selected plays really well 👍 #analysis

Big fan of the Arsenal ticketing site blocking me for "unusual activity" on my home wifi network. Such a crock of shite.

Looks like online banking is OOO this morning....

Not having Maddison as some kind of “world beater” from the commentators moved from relegated Leicester to perennial relegation fodder Spurs.

Monday Night Football and an early season relegation 6 pointer. Come on Coventry 👍

Back to the top of the league playing after the Brighton match earlier. 👍

Never in doubt this. Easy. Wish we could play them every week 😳🤭

Rice ! Fine block but they should have equalised there.

SWING A LEG AT THE BALL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Finally.

Actually a good bit of football happened. Rice should score there.

Another good chance goes begging

How. How.

Yes. Smith ! 1-1

Probably should have equalised there tbh

Oh good grief.

Probably been done but poignant walk over the Ken Friar bridge tonight

London bound, as always grateful for Southern Rail putting on a rail replacement service on the Brighton line at 23:00 tonight 👍😳

Ford Kuga

Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.

“Ben Johnson is still a very fast man”

“The accusation is clear” says Drury as the Kop shouts “cheats”. No Peter is is not an accusation. They have been found guilty.

“City remain an amazing football team” says Drury. Of course after just 2 decades of incredible financial doping I would expect it.

City got a lead and all it took was a generation of unprecedented cheating plus a man advantage.

Brown envelope for the ref secured.

Fight !

The banana is a great symbol for Man City: Imported and bent.

Joan Armatrading “Love & Affection” live on bbc2 now. Genuinely one of my favourite records of all time 👍

Utd fans “you’re going down with the City” fair play that’s decent.

Spurs kit, like the team, the club, and the players is vomit inducing. 🤢

Not sure the new @arseblog.com live thing on iOS is working quite right here 😂

London bound. Little chilly out 🥶

Now they are not even hiding it. Wtf.

Rail replacement bus service to London from Brighton tomorrow. Arsenal tube closed. Kick off at “stupid o’clock”. Yes EPL is back 😂

Good grief.

Pick that fucker out !