GuthorVT 🛡⚔️ Guild Master VTuber

Hi! I'm Guthor, master of the Armor Hall. Variety streamer and funny man on Twitch. Hope to see you there. Twitch Tiktok Instagram YouTube Throne

Gonna start ending all my work emails KFO, Guthor Kindly Fuck Off

Guildies, Organizing this gold then some adventure probably. Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Guildies, Im not addicted you are Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Life recently feels like I'm on Its a Small World and they won't let me off but every time I pass the start the operator offers me a gun with one bullet

Walking up the stairs with pants that are loose

Girlfailure this. Boyfailure that. My failure transcends gender

Guildies, Only 9000 things left to put away Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Guildies, My brain is pretty mushy so lets see how this goes Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Guildies, We're rich! Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Can do a Louisiana Purchase again but sell part of the United States to Canada or Norway?

Guildies, Its starting to feel like im running a cleaning service than a Guild. Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

So it turns out my vasectomy failed and now my neighbors goat is pregnant. On the brightside I got a job offer from the FBI

Anyone seen keys?

If I had a mental break amd had yo get 51-50ed would I get to bring my switch so I can play Fire Emblem? Asking for a friend

I dont know if I have another 40-50 years in me

This came out so good. Thank you @knightvulpes.bsky.social, everyone should commission them now.

Here is but a peace into the madness of my mind

Hey Big Dog, nice dick

Foxy Artist Knight is drawing me

Wippysss

Did you know it's not called ground chuck because it's the ground up chuck roast, it's called ground Chuck because that was their name

Why only mailbox and no femailbox? I'm something a feminist

Anyone know a good priest? I took the last pudding in the cafeteria and the warlock behind me started chanting and shouted "CURSE OF ITALICS" and not I've been angled 15 degrees in the material realm.

Guildies, Who posted a quest to terraform a planet?!? Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

I just want this pain (work) to end (I have 20 minutes left)

Today I’m working on all the comms WE ARE LOCKED IN

Pancakes for lunch was a bad idea

Anyone playing Star Wars Zero Company? Show me your Glup Shitos

Guildies, Lets make a whole team of Glup Shitos Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Baby I'm a Nillionair, thats one 0 followed by an infinite number of 0s

I think the work day should be 6 hours. Why you may ask, well because I still have 2 hours of work left and thats bull shit

I've figured it out. They are putting poop in the coffee and thats why when you drink it you need to poop badly. It's bypassing the digestive system and going straight for the B-Hole (medical term).

The happy Monday slack message at work if it was honest: Happy Monday everyone, let's work hard for our corporate overlords. Your weekly do better meeting will be scheduled soon, let's push for success. #guninmouth #clickclickboom #brainsonceiling #kurtcobainePOV

Guildies, She Lord on my Ring til i War in the North Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Who replaced the caffeine with sleepy bitch juice?

Dude they got autism tots now

I think I want to get really buff and become a librarian so every coming to the library asks why the librarian is so buff

Update to this my job changed what team I'm on without asking me and now I essentially have to learn am entire new job. No raise or anything just more work

Being employeed sucks balls

I just commissioned @knightvulpes.bsky.social yesterday and I'm so excited to see what they do. Fuck me up art knight, respectfully and artistically.

Guildies, Would you like to build an autocracy? Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Guildies, Dude Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

Do autistic who stim, stim in their sleep and dreams?

⚠️ So twitch turned this AI training bullshit on by default today. If you want to turn it off on your account, you can do so here: www.twitch.tv/settings/security

I am a twitch ambassador but absolutely do not support any gen ai tools they are implementing and have been trying my best in any channels i’m able to voice this Unfortunately the gen ai toggle has been implemented and it is automatically toggled on- please go toggle it off ASAP

My Van Halen Magic 8 Ball kinda sucks. Everytime I asked a questions just says might as well jump

Guildies, Just call me Mr. Fix It Love Guthor #Vtuber #ENVutber #Twitch #Oats #Stream twitch.tv/guthorvt

One day you will shit your pants for the last time. Make sure to appreciate what you have while you can