Guy O'

Those foldable phones adverts make it look like they're taking photos with an iPad like a nana in 2015

"grandad why are there black bars at the sides of the picture?" #totp

This episode of top of the pops 1986 is basically my first ever mix tape. now that's what I call music 8. #totp

I feel Jimmy Somerville was the Russel Tovey of his day.

"Macklemore announcing a rival pro Palestinian tour just proves this was all a stunt to double sell tickets." - some stoned dude

I hope recent events produce enough anti-American sentiment that the high five will be banished from British culture for good.

For those too young to know what a tea lady is... youtu.be/ZOg08w8jyZU?...

Does anyone still say "going to" instead of "gonna" ?

The fact a friend of mine is selling his house and the buyer has had to pull out because her cat is sick and the vet bills are so high that she can no longer afford to buy a house is a true indictment of this economy.

The only sound in my head for the past 4 days... "And the ONly WAY to SAve US is through DIVine INTerVENtion" #rosalia #bjork #berghain

This Rosalia remix is giving me life on this train #berghain open.spotify.com/track/7CI5IA...

So much fun #rosalia youtu.be/7fyufPkXLbs?...

Did you hear Natalie cassidy has got a new workout video coming out soon. It's called what doesn't kill you makes you Sonia. - Wreck

It is SO weirdly embarrassing and shameful that I'm watching very serious news presenters talk about the syphilitic ramblings of a child fucking war mongerer.

I wish the job of tea lady still existed. I'd love to be a tea lady. Can you imagine, a nice little pinnie, trolly with the urn on it. Selection of biscuits to offer to all the burly factory workers. Best job ever.

I feel seen. I currently have 4 notebooks on the go and a nice selection of empty ones ready to be filled.

I am sooo fucking lucky I fixed my energy prices for 12 months a week ago. Renewable energy is the only way we become a truly independent nation and not be trapped in this petrodollar hell.

Turns out I might be a Minbari www.instagram.com/reel/DTQOnEA...

You can't even eat yogurt now without becoming an accidental fascist.

Been in this new house a year so thought I'd shop around for a new energy supplier. From £230 a month with EDF to £150 with Octopus?! Shop around kids, you could save a fortune.

I found my favourite chocolate in New Zealand with EXTRA CHOCOLATE WTF I haven't tried them yet but if they're good, and I think they will be, I'll start a letter writing campaign to get them released here.

I am reading the guardian article about this book. It's quite disturbing that while I read, the embedded ads are for mattresses and bras for larger women.

My abiding takeaways whenever I return to the UK are: We have shit airports compared to everywhere else. Just a never ending series of drab gray corridors. And the total cultural inability to have a clean and fresh smelling public toilet.

Update: I was 95.3 kg. She told me to take my coat off and go for a wee. 95.1kg. "ok, I'll let you on but tell NOBODY of this."

Bedtime in New Zealand. I'm going to bed now so I can wake up in the morning to likely be told that I'm too fat to go on the horse riding I booked. The limit is 95kg, I was 94 when I left but I've have a lovely 2 weeks of drinking and eating.

Big tree

Found some hobbits.

Not Moira Rose 🌹😭

Today's ear worm. The music from The Goonies when Sloth and Chunky appear and knife their way down the pirate ship sail.

Public health warning ⚠️ Multiple grab bags of pickled onion monster munch in a row will fuck your mouth up. My tongue is bereft of skin.

Looking to book some horse riding when in new Zealand. *Maximum weight 95kg* I better cut out the cake for a few weeks.

I keep seeing scientists say LLMs can't reason, they just respond with the most likely response for the situation. I know a lot of humans like that.

Memories of Torremolinos. #linoprint

Just deleted tiktok. It's almost like my algorithm changed overnight? Suddenly showing me right wing bullshit and weird conspiracy theories. Totally different from my usual feed of interesting historical and scientific facts and hot men wrestling.

I can't be doing with an unripe avocado

I'm always losing fucking bookmarks so i thought I'd make some.

If fois gras is made by force-feeding geese until they are obese and have fatty livers, would it be ethical if we bred really greedy geese so they're not force fed they just really love eating.