gwauu 2️⃣

the no sabo socal mexicans have put the bar in hell that even someone like me, whos only like 2-3 steps above no sabo status, can walk up to the old farmers at the market and go "hola hola, cómo va?" and put a smile on their faces

as a 30 yr old who grew out their bangs i can only hope that the moe gap carries me between stern business wear and taking photos of my plushes in cafes

also THERE IS FULL DONG IN YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING (2026)

the thing i took away from You Can See Everything is that there are specific types of men that love emotionally stunted autistic* women (see the fetishization that they are special n "think differently") but it takes real skill to know and use that to your advantage

In Yggdrasil we trust 🙏 #digimon

reading an old diary from 2023 n in february i hit all the metrics for twitch affiliate, i just didnt like the terms n conditions so i never accepted it lol did they make it harder now?

This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...

excuse my sweaty post pilates self, maybe it put more oxygen in my brain before watching #digger but it got me to post some #gwauuthoughts for the first time in 2026

when its finally the weekend ( ・ω・) 🌅

how much bush is acceptable to show at the beach mine goes onto my thigh so its always hard to decide.... i feel like bare to the bikini line so it peeks on the sides is tasteful ...

hello are you having a chill tuesday yet ?

been changing up my daily makeup n asking gwauubf if he notices n he looks so terrified every time i ask him

growing up as a non black is so funny why was my family trying to scaremonger about black ghettos and the 80's crack epidemic when there were exploding meth labs in our white suburbs

The court filing dug up by @kint.bsky.social is the most They Admit It i have ever seen in my life www.404media.co/doom-loop-op...

its been a while since ive encountered someone flexing something at me but i've honed my immediate reaction to flex content into "you should be taxed more" so i think im well prepared

getting confirmation from my discord that my handwriting is bad after gwauubf called it chicken scratch

outfits from the past 3 weeks bc i keep forgetting to take photos, the heat has been making me boring anyway spot the difference

being asked if i believe in the supernatural by coworkers and im pulling out the "we're all mexican" deflection

if u see someone w a listed age of 22 or lower with 5 digit followers u should feel bad for them, any and all interactions with them should be filled with pity

Nintendo fans when a Direct has a JRPG in it

i've got a comic in this beautiful book... you should pre-order, everyone's work in it is awesome. scoopie.bigcartel.com/product/furr...

ok so is there a new iphone mini or did everything get bigger again n i shouls just shut up n gwt a new battery for my iphone 14p ?

ive had this jacket since 2014 why am i just finding out theres an armpit zipper

i can understand the mindset to call someone else out for larping (accusing them of being a poser) but to self brand as a larp.... you are reheating gen x "ironic detachment" nachos... BZZT try again! with love and heart!

"third way" has always been such a telling name for turd way

all of my current makeup skill has been funneled into making my natural lashes as long as possible

yes yes everyone knows donna summers is on the pokemon 2000 movie but when can i tell everyone that they had both christina AND brittany on the first movie OST? and they dont even have the best songs on the album!

i did get sick from pkmn worlds btw, v little sleep from driving from the east bay n long nights for 4 days straight + a LOT of ppl coughing into their hands :(

pokemon worlds 2027 singapore we going broke

CRAZY FINISH #pokemon

scared that footage of me n gwauubf got used in official pokemon, if you see me and a man in the giants x pokemon jersey being directed by a camera operator ITS NOT ME ITS MY WORLDLY AVATAR

sorry to anyone born before 1991 but i just found the list of ig nobel winners by year and this is my favorite one for my birth year en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

after la bungu i retreated a lot from stationery bc it is so consumer brained n went back to my first collection hobby love, mechanical pencils, and this is truly a hobby for freaks

my daily "anti brainrot" bag n its just my overstuffed purse with 3 iphones, 2 books, both a journal and pocket diary, and then random assortments of otc meds

the honkies from central california ate it up when i put a texan drawl on my customer service voice

only lovers left alive (2013)? wrong, only perverts left alive (2025)

its 2025 you must be a pervert to survive

haven't been auditing the pencil bag, ended up with 8 pencils today

SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:

pissed off that im about to sleep in this hair bc it looks like this rn

being a man is larp being a woman is goonbait i want to be a human