Gwebulls

This awkward situation could have been an adult conversation.

I bought a robot vacuum cleaner and I feel so proud of it for cleaning the floors so early in the morning, chat is it normal to feel proud of an inanimate object?

Gwebull Time 😜

Suddenly guava flavour is everywhere in Ireland

How often is a normal amount of often to text a friend?

I haven't posted a cheese review in 25 days what am I doing

Sometimes people pronounce "Wednesday" like "Gwen's Day" and I know I'm amazing but don't trick me like that

Worried about posting this in case I jinx it 😂 but hey, things are starting to go well again

Pretty much every time someone says they care about me I start tearing up about it, which is a bit silly because it actually happens quite often. You think I'd be over it by now. But nahhh, it still means a lot every time.

"you can bring a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" Imagine being the horse. Someone makes you walk all the way to the waterside and then they pressure you to drink when you're not thirsty. Maybe ask the horse first, huh? Bro just wants to eat grass and chill. The new moral is: always ask

"do not take on an empty stomach" okay but what if I just do that anyway

My long term goals are just to kinda wing it and see what happens

Gonna film a mini golf show called Ace in the Hole

Someone said I was "the" Irish trans woman and that's crazy because there's actually at least like 3 of us

My dreams are now getting sponsored ads and for some reason I want one of those pairs of sunglasses that record video

Kinda crazy how eating food is mostly just putting dead stuff in your mouth so you don't become dead yourself. Surely there's an alternative ??

Do you remember when they invented the word "metrosexual" to describe a man who wasn't gross

A scrambled egg breakfast in a monastery be like... Out of the frying pan, into the friar

I thought "puppycule" was a funny word so I said it one million times last night

Finding pre-realisation trans girls in the wild. Call that an Easter Egg Hunt

In and out of cosplay

The person about to discover procrastination: "Wait a minute..."

Transphobia wasn't canon in the bible

Fun movie fact: the only scripted line in the original Back to the Future was when Doc Brown says "Great Scott Pot!", but Christopher Lloyd forgot the third word. The rest of the script was improvised on the day

Recently I've gotten quite good at ✨imagining✨ situations and crying about them. Anyone else out here tearing up at things that haven't even happened? I think I could be a good actor ngl

Introducing the fourth monkey: Smell No Evil

✨ Glitter Gwebulls ✨

The handy thing about dying your hair is that you can rewear all your outfits and they'll look totally new and different 💅

Do animals have dominant legs the same way we do?

I'm out here in Japan saying "Wakarimashita" (I understand) then doing completely the wrong thing because I did not understand

Me after eating 3 burgers in one sitting Why am I not a literal MODEL though

What if you went in for bottom surgery and woke up with two willies 😳🤯

I saw someone on the bus with pure white hair and I was like hell yeah that bleach-dye look rocks. Turns out it was an elderly woman. You know what? That hair still rocks, you go girl 💅

You're well within your rights to play your favourite song 10 times in a row. In fact, I encourage it if it brings you joy. But if it's Golden from KPop Demon Hunters you're going to prison.

You can talk to yourself in public without looking crazy if you just hold a phone up to your ear btw

Why would I Google things when it's so much easier to just make the answer up?

When I get an email at 1:26pm .... what are u doing, it is lubchtime

I think we should squid game politicians but the winner still gets squidded

Oh yeah I forgot to show my new hair to Bluesky 💅

I guess I'm cis + straight passing because now when I talk about my partner they assume I mean my husband 😭😭😭

It's me but I'm dressed up 😊

This whole look was pretty good though 💅

I was in Brighton! Watch my adventures! youtube.com/watch?v=Px0N...

Hot take: reversing into a parking space is significantly easier than driving in

At least I'm consistent

The newest season of Rick and Morty is actually solid so far

"to be cringe is to be free" -Gwebulls 2025

Do let me know if you ever see me pop up in a cringe complication though